I will not be purchasing this hunk of crap. Thanks!!

@orb205: I’m influenced a lot by early 1990s hip-hop.

@John Hoy: I would watch that on Pay Per View…for $1.

@skibs: Oh my is right.

@Natalie: I’d prefer you bitch slap a drunk hobo and then post a video of it on YouTube. Wait do they have hobos in Alaska? I figured it’s too cold.

@Bear Silber: I agree this would’ve made for a nice video review, although it probably would’ve been a video of me just yelling into the camera like a crazy person.

@amanda: Oh yeah, mine had a huge glob of mayo on them too. That helped cool things down too.

@Erin Brooks: Sometimes I like being bitch slapped.

@WIBIA: I’d probably stick with a Whopper…Oh wait, Whopper Jr. because I’m trying to lessen my fast food intake.

@Yum Yucky: I’m going to need 15, at least.

@amanda: Or it needs to use breathing techniques.

@brad: I thought that was weird too.

@Brenditababe: No need to censor yourself. I know you were trying to say I’m flowery sexy.

@MCW: I am flowery sexy.

@grinder: The sodium will increase your high blood pressure even more.

@ohwow: I’m sure they could’ve put in more it they wanted.