Comments on: REVIEW: Burger King French Toast Flavored Snacks

By: turdy

turdy — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:22:44 +0000

phil, kermit the frog was never given a muppet penis. being green isn’t easy. he just fists miss piggy.

By: Bunny

Bunny — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:22:47 +0000

I meant the chips out of the bag. I had a brain fart and should have been more specific.

By: Phil

Phil — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:24:38 +0000

Yum. i can taste the over buttered Muppet penises, i taste the gross feeling of the butter ( Who knew you can taste feelings?!) stick to my tongue, while I cry because I inadvertly gratified Kermit the Frog.

A little piece of my soul just died.

By: turdy

turdy — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:40:17 +0000

mmm….muppet penis :)

By: B

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:13:05 +0000

I am skeeved out by this. I also want to dip them in yogurt and cover them in chocolate buttons.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:31:25 +0000

@Justin: and I hope you never have to eat both of them at the same time. @angry bob: No, I haven't, but now I want to see it. Netflix queue! @Michelle: You should've gave them to a hobo, because they might've given you some of their hobo treasure. @The Frozen Food Master: They were kind of thick so I only put one in my mouth at a time. If I put any more I would've gagged. @slurm: Yes, I did see that skit. I think if I dipped these in syrup, they would look like a VD infested muppet penis. @Bunny: That is a picture of the actual product. @Neil the hammer: Does it grow back like a geckos tail? @skibs: Yes, definitely weird. @Echo710: You are very welcome. @Mookie Baylock: But where's the head?

By: Mookie Baylock

Mookie Baylock — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:08:41 +0000

I would suggest a german suplex to the kind and a headbutt to these strangley unappealing snacks

By: Echo710

Echo710 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:08:08 +0000

I had no idea that this product even existed. Ah, ignorance was bliss!

Puffed corn snacks and French toast do not mix. Enough said.

And of course, after the “Muppet penises” reference (and I don’t want to think about how you might know what they look like)… I will likely be having nightmares now… so thank you very much for *that*. :)

By: skibs

skibs — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:19:39 +0000

weird.

By: Neil The hammer

Neil The hammer — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:54:46 +0000

A penis is a funny thing Did you know that the Hood or
tip can come off if overworked. How do I know ?

Because I saw it in the E. R. one day where I worked

THAT IS ALL

By: Bunny

Bunny — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:22:31 +0000

What happened to pictures of the actual product?

By: slurm

slurm — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:51:24 +0000

Ever see that skit on Chappelle’s Show where Dave and Q-Tip are teaching kids about drugs and VD? The one puppet pulls down his pants – that’s what I would imagine a Muppet penis to look like as well, but without the yucky discharge – because I’m sure Muppets have safe sex.

By: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:39:02 +0000

So Marvo, how many Muppet Penises would you say you had in your mouth at any given time? I’m hoping you respond so I can tweet you out of context ;)

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:31:58 +0000

They had it in the vending machines at my school, and as usual, I had to get my lunch from there when I forgot my ID.

Those things scared my friends and I shitless when we first tried them, I’m pretty sure we backed away from the bag.
… And I tried to pawn them off on someone. “HEY, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY- NO GIVESIES BACKSIES!”

By: angry bob

angry bob — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:55:33 +0000

eh? Haven’t you people ever seen Meet the Feebles?