REVIEW: Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink

Is there anything inappropriate about a man wearing a woman’s deodorant? Smelling “powder fresh” might not be the optimal scent for a man, but the sour smell from going au naturel is even less so.

Is there anything wrong with a man using menstrual cramp reliever Midol to help ease the pain of being kicked in the balls? After all, it’s a great medicine that specializes in lower region pain.

If a man can do those things, then there shouldn’t be anything wrong with my manly self drinking the Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink…or putting on a tight leather dress, stiletto heels, a black wig, makeup, shaving my entire body, going out to pick up rich Asian business men in Waikiki, charging them $1,000 an hour to strap them in a hanging restraint harness while I whip their half naked bodies or making them pay $750 an hour to pin them to the floor and gingerly dance on their bodies with my stilettos on.

Go Girl Bliss is the third energy drink from Go Girl’s estrogen-friendly line, which consists of the original Go Girl Energy Drink and the complexion-helping Go Girl Glo. Just like the first two, it also contains an ingredient Go Girl calls Super Citrimax, which is a mild herbal appetite suppressant.

Out of the three Go Girl flavors, I have to say Go Girl Bliss is by far my favorite. It has a pleasant peach scent and a nice balance of peach and tea flavor. The Yerba Maté tea leaves in the beverage also provide the caffeine, which, along with the added taurine, gave me a decent energy kick. The peach flavor comes from peach juice concentrate, but it tastes kind of artificial.

It’s sweetened using organic agave syrup, but it also contains Sucralose, which gives the non-carbonated Go Girl Bliss a slight artificial sweetener aftertaste. However, I highly recommend drinking it cold because if it warms up, the artificial sweetener aftertaste gets worse.

The 35-calorie Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink is tasty enough that I see myself purchasing more in the future. Now you may think a manly man like myself would be embarrassed to purchase women’s energy drinks, but I am not. Of course, that’s only because when I purchase any of the Go Girl Energy Drinks, I throw in a box of tampons, so instead of looking like a weird male who enjoys women’s energy drinks, I look like a chivalrous man picking up items for his cramping and menstruating woman.

Unfortunately, I now have several unopened boxes of tampons, which I could either giveaway or, if I feel like rioting, use them as wicks for Moltov cocktails.

(Nutrition Facts – 1 can – 35 calories, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of protein, 8 grams of carbohydrates, 8 grams of sugar, 30 milligrams of sodium, 40% riboflavin, 125% vitamin B6, 25% pantothenic acid, 50% niacin, 40% vitamin B12, 5% magnesium. It also contains 400 milligrams of taurine, 100 milligrams of garcinia cambogia, 50 milligrams of inositol and 65 milligrams of caffeine.)

Item: Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink
Price: $1.50 (on sale)
Size: 11.5 ounces
Purchased at: Safeway
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Nice peach tea flavor. Uses organic agave syrup to help sweeten it. Provides a decent energy kick. Only 35 calories. No strong artificial sweetener aftertaste, unless you drink it warm. A portion of the proceeds are donated to breast cancer research.
Cons: Peach flavor tastes kind of artificial, despite using peach juice concentrate. Hard to determine if Super Citrimax is effective as a mild herbal appetite suppressant. Having to slip into a tight leather dress. Trying to find other uses for tampons.

18 thoughts to “REVIEW: Go Girl Bliss Energy Drink”

  1. “…pick up rich Asian business men in Waikiki, charging them $1,000 an hour to strap them in a hanging restraint harness while I whip their half naked bodies or making them pay $750 an hour to pin them to the floor…”

    I always wondered what your day job was!

    Another question answered!

  2. I never charged any rich Asian buisness men in Waikiki for strapping them in a hanging harness or whipping their half naked bodies… shrugs a girl has to have her hobbies! Still, I can personally vouch for the taste and flavor of this drink, it’s not bad at all and somtimes I wonder why their aren’t more peach flavored drinks.

  3. Wow Marvo you are kinky! lol

    I am super picky about my energy drinks – i will only drink full throtle (and the red full throttle) or those mountain dew ones. everything else runs the risk of tasting like crap and wasting my money. 🙂

  4. I don’t know, I’m sure it taste great and all but I don’t know if I’d go for an appetite surpressent I enjoy my food lol!

  5. @Orchid64: Unfortunately, I have not made any money from it. 🙁

    @Ms. Spanks: I agree. Also, someone needs to make a peach milkshake. I know Chick-Fil-A has one, but as you know, we don’t have one here.

    @Lex: I’m not picky. I’m a energy drink whore. I’ll stick anything in my mouth.

    @grinder: Peach Schnapps with it might work.

    @amanda: She’s been seen in the past with an energy drink called Rehab.

    @Lil’ C: At least it’s not an appetite suppository.

  6. Wow. I do a review on blue balls, and you do one on a product that is basically a liquid vagina. We are just giving the middle finger to gender roles. We are revolutionaries here at TIB!

  7. Haha Marvo! Did you really need to personally review a female energy drink? Couldn’t you have had Kayla or Stacey review this product instead?

  8. So how much extra cash do you pull down in a weekend? I might have to look into that line of work but I think I’d have trouble finding a size 15 pair of stilettos.

  9. Nosebleeds. Tampons are great for nosebleeds. If you got the ones with applicators, push them out of the applicators first, otherwise the plastic or cardboard may cut your nostrils. That’s what I’ve heard…

  10. @Kayla: Tampons next!

    @Jason: I think it’s a little more interesting when a dude reviews a women’s product. Let’s just say I bring a different perspective.

    @Carol: I’m also not afraid to wear pink.

    @Jay: Yeah! And women still make less money than men!

    @Jillian: My camel toe is more like a camel nose.

    @Chuck: After the cocaine, liquor and medical expenses…negative $1000.

    @Review Spew: Ball sweat?

    @Natalie: They’re the easier part of the review to write.

    @cian: They also make decent fake walrus teeth.

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