@Chuck: I think if you feed it to the zombies, it might do some damage. Wait, do zombies fart?

@Lex: I prefer the Wendy’s way.

@Ms. spanks: Nah, it’s going to happen sooner.

@Ken; I prefer beans in my chili because it’s the only way I get fiber.

@The Crisper: All you need is one aluminum baseball bat. Don’t get wood, since they can crack.

@angry bob: Oh, I hope you ate a daytime talk show host.

@J.J.: I don’t think it can be labeled as a pro or con, unless the urine adds flavor.

@Marvo Luvr: One word: Hufu. Google it.

@Jesse: Or stock up on MREs.

@Nadia: When my blood pressure comes down, I just might try it. Thanks for the suggestion. Unless I die from it. ;)

@theskinnyplate: Some? I ate the whole thing. I was THAT hungry.

@felix tis: I dunno. I didn’t think it was gross enough for your tastes.

@Molly: It’s always been one. There’s a lot of crap here at TIB.

@Poop Chef: I guess one person’s caviar is another person’s hotel leftovers.

Hey, would you review the Burger King Cupcake Sundae Shake? I can not imagine that it has few enough calories or fat or whatnot for a regular person to consume it in less than a three day span without damaging their health, but I know you are always up for new things.

The water part is a great point. Costco sells an emergency ration that needs to be boiled in water, which of course doesn’t make a lot of sense in times of an emergency. I’m sure I’d rather drink clean water than boil crappy dehydrated food. The straight up canned Hormel chili would work a lot better.

Isn’t anybody else curious about how humans would taste?