@Chuck: I think if you feed it to the zombies, it might do some damage. Wait, do zombies fart?

@Lex: I prefer the Wendy’s way.

@Ms. spanks: Nah, it’s going to happen sooner.

@Ken; I prefer beans in my chili because it’s the only way I get fiber.

@The Crisper: All you need is one aluminum baseball bat. Don’t get wood, since they can crack.

@angry bob: Oh, I hope you ate a daytime talk show host.

@J.J.: I don’t think it can be labeled as a pro or con, unless the urine adds flavor.

@Marvo Luvr: One word: Hufu. Google it.

@Jesse: Or stock up on MREs.

@Nadia: When my blood pressure comes down, I just might try it. Thanks for the suggestion. Unless I die from it. ;)

@theskinnyplate: Some? I ate the whole thing. I was THAT hungry.

@felix tis: I dunno. I didn’t think it was gross enough for your tastes.

@Molly: It’s always been one. There’s a lot of crap here at TIB.

@Poop Chef: I guess one person’s caviar is another person’s hotel leftovers.

Hey, would you review the Burger King Cupcake Sundae Shake? I can not imagine that it has few enough calories or fat or whatnot for a regular person to consume it in less than a three day span without damaging their health, but I know you are always up for new things.

The water part is a great point. Costco sells an emergency ration that needs to be boiled in water, which of course doesn’t make a lot of sense in times of an emergency. I’m sure I’d rather drink clean water than boil crappy dehydrated food. The straight up canned Hormel chili would work a lot better.

Isn’t anybody else curious about how humans would taste?

And let’s not forget Twinkies and Spam will be around in 2013. So there is some upside to the apocalypse.