Comments on: REVIEW: Joose Mamba JOOSE

By: Zachary Jacob Zblewski

Zachary Jacob Zblewski — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:01:32 +0000

They don’t sell this stuff in cases around here, but I wish they did. Not Joose specifically, but other drinks like Four Loko as well. Four Loko is probably my favorite of these hybrid energy-alco-pops. Joose is ok, but I wouldn’t recommend it for begginers.

As far as the caffeine content goes, Sparks has already completely removed caffeine from its ingredients. It doesn’t quite taste the same anymore either. I would expect the other makers to follow suit, as they can still use taurine, guarana and the like.

Thinking about it, I should start up a blog reviewing these types of beverages. I drink enough of them as it is. Thanks for the idea TIB!

By: Kiki

Kiki — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:32:57 +0000

Man, this sounds disgusting, but then, I’m pretty old school with beverages. I prefer coffee to energy drinks, and I’d rather have a rum and coke than something like this if I need to combine alcohol and caffeine. That said, I’d love to see how a case of Joose would affect my weekly poker party…

By: Poop Chef

Poop Chef — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:55:34 +0000

3 more drinks left until you can begin the first step!

By: Poop Chef

Poop Chef — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:54:19 +0000

THAT WASN’T Joose he was sipping, it was sizzurp!!!!!!! UR boyfriend is a fiend for the purple drank!

By: Da Ritzenator

Da Ritzenator — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:10:18 +0000

I bought a 24 pack of the stuff (grape flavor), hoping it was like sparks. It is quite a struggle to drink. Sip by sip, my face shriveled up at the horrid taste. And soldering on through the can was only driven by the motivation to not waste. I’ve since figured that I can only drink this when already drunk. Still have like 15 left, so there is still a steep mountain to climb. But Mamba is a good flavor you say, huh?

By: Stacey

Stacey — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:00:18 +0000

My boyfriend bought an entire case of the “purple” flavor (don’t ask) and it tasted like purple cough syrup laced with battery acid.

Also, I love how “mamba” is considered an actual flavor. Your move, Jones soda.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:55:39 +0000

Joose is the devil. Every time I buy it, it seems like a good idea, but in the end it’s always a can full of regret.

By: amanda

amanda — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:58:51 +0000

Wow that is some crazy alcohol content! Hell some of the famous belguim beers aren’t even that high.

By: Nicole Rates It

Nicole Rates It — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:31:46 +0000

The name sounds like a jumbled up manly Jamba Juice. A drink I will never, ever, partake of.

By: Marvo

Marvo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:27:28 +0000

A Steak & Hoagie Factory sounds divine. Also, I have to admit I didn’t know what pregaming meant and I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. I. Am. Old.