NEWS: Pepto-Bismol InstaCool Still Can’t Make Getting Diarrhea Cool

Written by | January 26, 2010

Topics: Personal

For my heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, nausea and diarrhea, I trust Pepto-Bismol. But only because it rhymes with rectal dismal. I have a lot of faith in medications that rhyme with a symptom I’m feeling.

Their latest product is Pepto-Bismol with InstaCool, which are chewable tablets with a peppermint flavor and cooling sensation. According to Pepto-Bismol, the peppermint and cooling feeling, “lets you know relief is on the way.”

But their old products did the same thing. I think the chalkiness of their original tablets and the sludge-like liquid Pepto-Bismol sliding down my digestive system are great ways to let me know relief is on the way.

Pepto-Bismol with InstaCool is available in quantities of 30 tablets.

5 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. amanda says:

    Again another pointless marketing scheme of the same product

  2. Yum Yucky says:

    oh my gosh! I thought this was gum. Just like the TUMS sample that came in the mail when I was 7. (Never let a kid open the mail)

  3. Francois says:

    Skip the middle man and just insert these straight into the ol’ poop spout.

  4. Bakasai says:

    It’s Pepto-Bismol. And the tablets look like sphincters.

  5. Taylor says:

    This is an EXCELLENT product to treat heartburn/indigestion/acid reflux

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