NEWS: Latest Slurpee Flavor Tries To Cool Gamers But It’s Kind of A N00b

The latest flavor of Slurpee, the God of War Kratos Fury Blackberry Lime, seems like it’s trying to give brain freeze to gamers. If you’re not familiar with the God of War video game franchise, you can learn about its background by watching the eventual shitty movie adaptation of it, which you could add to your Netflix queue, if all of your choices have a long wait and you don’t want to watch Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

For a Slurpee that’s meant for gamers, it’s disappointing to find out it has no caffeine in it. I don’t think a caffeine-free Slurpee promoting a video game, would appeal to gamers because without sweet, sweet caffeine they won’t be able to stay up until the same time most people wake up. Heck, I bet this God of War Slurpee doesn’t even appeal to a God of War because it lacks blood and violence.

6 thoughts on “NEWS: Latest Slurpee Flavor Tries To Cool Gamers But It’s Kind of A N00b

  1. I love Slurpees, but they really need to bring back the Monster Black Ice flavor. Despite it giving you black lips and teeth, that Slurpee was great!

  2. Is there a way for u guys to do a contest with slurpee codes or something? Because 7-eleven is having a promotion and I need codes for stuff. There is barely any 7-elevens in GA and I’m not close to any of them.

  3. @amanda: Slurpees are the second greatest slush concoction ever…behind Slush Puppies, but ahead of ICEE.

    @Kayla: I’m trying to remember if I had that flavor…I don’t think I did. Besides I don’t need a Slurpee to turn my teeth black, my lack of oral hygiene will do that for me.

    @Josh Mc: Sorry, I wish I could help you out, but I don’t have any contacts at 7-11, nor do I drink a lot of Slurpees.

    @Sara: I guess one can’t go wrong with pina colada Slurpee and a little Captain.

    @Bunny: You and Kayla agree. Now if you could get a few thousand more people, it might come back.

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