NEWS: Ben & Jerry’s New Boston Cream Pie Flavor Probably Thinks Ben & Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk Is Wicked Retahded

I’ve eaten a lot of fattening foods in my short lifetime, which have probably shortened my lifespan, but I’ve never had a Boston Cream Pie.

When I went to the all-knowing Wikipedia to learn about it, I found out it’s actually a cake.

Or is it? I’m so confused.

Well at least I know for sure the Ben & Jerry’s Boston Cream Pie Ice Cream is ice cream and eating a whole pint in one sitting is wicked retarded. The ice cream is made up of Boston Cream Pie-flavored ice cream with yellow cake pieces, fudge flakes and pastry cream swirls.

A 1/2 cup serving contains 250 calories, 13 grams of fat, 8 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 90 milligrams of cholesterol, 105 milligrams of sodium, 29 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 26 grams of sugar and 3 grams of protein.

9 thoughts on “NEWS: Ben & Jerry’s New Boston Cream Pie Flavor Probably Thinks Ben & Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk Is Wicked Retahded

  1. @ amanda: I will say that several of the flavors they make are definatly… Good Eatin’ but the best is pushing it.

    I’m still kind of hoping for a baconified (bacon enhanced) flavor.

  2. Oh my goodness….as a fanatical lover of all things Ben and Jerry’s Ice Creamish, I must find this. You’ve just made me happy. And it will be a retarded happy, because I almost universally eat whole pints of ice cream in one sitting before lapsing into a sugary semi coma on the couch.

  3. OMG!
    Maybe it’s the hometown pride speaking, maybe it’s that I really do love a good Boston Cream Pie- But I swear just reading about this flavor made all my fat cells tingle… MUST GET!

  4. Haven’t tried this one yet, but I LOVE ice cream with chunks of sugary goodness, so I’m sure I’ll like it. Cake, brownies, cookies, mint cups, whatever. But I’ve yet to find an ice cream that has enough chunks. I want to manufacture a pint of chunks (probably cookie.. maybe brownie) that has smaller pockets of ice cream. But mostly chunks. Who’s in? Who’s got money to put up? I gotta take this on shark tank!

  5. @amanda: I agree. And I’ll fight almost anyone who disagrees.

    @Woodenhand: You could sprinkle Bacon Bits.

    @Bob: I have a son? I really wanted a daughter. Could you put on a wig?

    @hettar7: If this makes you happy, I wonder what would happen if I gave you a check for $10,000.

    @Gigi: You’ll get it before I do, like you usually do. 🙂

    @Dubba: We have SPAM macadamia nuts. Booyah!

    @Chantalle: I dunno about taking it on Shark Tank. They’ll take away control of your company and they’ll give you a deal you won’t like.

    @Pomai: I believe it’s okay if the word “wicked” precedes it.

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