ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Reviewer Kelley

Oh, hello! I didn’t see you sitting there. I was just relaxing by the fireplace in my roomy Beverly Hills mansion, enjoying a Cuban cigar and sipping a nice glass of cognac, resplendent in my satin smoking jacket.

That is a lie, of course.

Hi, I’m Kelley, the newest member of The Impulsive Buy’s crew of reviewers. I’m actually wearing pajama pants, sitting in my apartment in Mesa, Arizona, a part of the greater Phoenix area commonly known as “The Valley of the Sun.” If you’re to believe crime television shows, it is the asshole of the United States, a terrifying desert filled with escaped convicts and deranged murderers. This is only partially true.

A short background about me: I lived in Anaheim, California for the first 22 years of my life. Yes, I worked at Disneyland. No, I wasn’t one of the princesses. Got a BFA in English with an emphasis on creative writing. Moved to Mesa, worked a couple of secretary jobs. The usual stuff.

I was practically raised on fast food and junk food, and my love of these unhealthy eats has never waned. As I grew older, I started to take notice of just how ridiculous the marketing of these foods are, and a few years ago, I started thinking about creating a blog that would highlight this insanity, and also introduce the Internet public to new and/or crazy food items. Last year, I finally created Junk Food Betty. TIB was a great inspiration for me.

Now I’m a reviewer for TIB, and I am enthusiastically grateful to be one. My style is pretty straightforward: I’m not a girly-girl, I cuss like a drunken sailor (unless my mother is in the room), I haven’t worn a dress since I graduated high school, and if I review a product that I think sucks, you’re going to know about it. Conversely, if I try a product and love it, I’ll make sure to tell you why I think it’s great. I look forward to channeling my verbosity into words and paragraphs that will entertain and possibly even educate you, the Impulsive Buy reader.

11 thoughts on “ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Reviewer Kelley

  1. Nice to see you here Kelly!
    2 Points
    1. Does this mean you are closing Junk Food Betty?
    2. I would say your style would fit in better at GrubGrade rather than at TIB, but either way, I’ve always enjoyed your reviews!

  2. Sweet. I lived in Mesa, Arizona, once before…

    And by sweet, I mean, “Its totally awesome that people still live in that nuclear-scorched wasteland!”

    Can’t wait to read your stuff! *…

  3. You do realize the company you’re keeping here right :0 Glad to see you here. marvo can only consumme so much junk food. Will you only be reviewing junk food or will Marvo force you to eat Kashi meals!

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