PRIZE DRAWING: Because AXE Offered Me Stuff To Give Away To TIB Readers

We’re right in the middle of summer travel season and whether you’re traveling to another state or another country by air, you’ll want to pack light because those damn airlines will charge your ass for checking in baggage, which, by the way, used to be free for decades.

The folks at AXE want to help you pack light, unless you’re traveling to a nudist colony, then you probably won’t need any help. But for those who do need help, they’re offering the opportunity for five lucky TIB readers, via a prize drawing, to win a set of AXE travel-size body sprays, deodorants and shower gels that meet TSA standards.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s AXE Twist Travel Pack Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS POST. You may say whatever you like, but your comment MUST include where you would like to go for your next vacation.

It can be specific, like “a nude beach in Hawaii with Marvo serving me cocktails with paper umbrellas in them,” or less specific, like “anywhere, but here.”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the five winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, July 25, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it’s only open to those who live in the United States and are 18 years old or older. (I’m sorry to my non-US readers, those in the US Military living overseas and high school boys who love the smell of AXE)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you can get generic erection drugs from Canada. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you requests for donations from my alma mater, the University of Hawaii. Bribes will not be accepted. Sending pictures of your boobs (male or female) will not help your chances. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you getting trapped in a YouTube vortex of dudes getting hit in the nuts and puppy videos.

120 thoughts on “PRIZE DRAWING: Because AXE Offered Me Stuff To Give Away To TIB Readers

  1. I’d go to an airshow, dammit. Okay, specifically, I’d love to get a chance to go out to Fort Worth, TX once again for their airshow. Hotter than hell and outright evil for shade, but chicks *totally* go gaga for guys in flight suits. (So I guess that means I get the leftovers. Sloppy leftovers. But at least they’re chicks that dig flyboys. Or wannabe flyboys. Like me. fml)

    But… yeah. Not a scenic kinda guy. All I really wanna see are some F-16s. And I go faaaar out of my way to get that opportunity. But damn if it isn’t worth every hour of driving…

  2. Well, Marvo, I’d really like to take a trip to Australia. I made it out to Hawaii back in ’02, and Australia is next on my list. It’s been 8 years… and I’ve waited long enough.

    Also, a nude beach in with you serving me cocktails with paper umbrellas in them sounds like a splendid time. As long as it’s not like the nude beach in Eurotrip.

  3. Hawaii. I would like to go to visit my daughter who moved there last August. She lives on the big Island in Captain Cook. Hoping to go in October.
    Any nude beaches there?????
    A Blue Maui sounds fantastic right now!

  4. On my next vacation I want to go to Toronto. Why? Mainly because I went to Montreal a couple of years ago and I don’t want Toronto to feel jealous.

  5. I would love to go (probably will too!) to australia for christmas this year and eat some kangaroo or koala while sipping on a Fosters beer

  6. I’ll take the nude beach in Hawaii, sure, but you, Marvo, will be serving bourbon, very neat. No frou frou umbrella drinks for this broad!

  7. I’d like to go to the Soloman Islands. Crystal clear blue water, awesome locals, and tons of fresh seafood, all while taking in the beautiful islands and historic WWII battlegrounds? Yes please!

  8. I’d like to go anywhere that my boyfriend will refrain from complaining about. Sometimes travelling with him is like hauling a toddler through the desert by his hair. And by that I mean it’s a blast.

  9. I am thinking italy. It seems very nice there. I would love the chance to go there, while smelling good and having women flock to me!!

  10. I’d like to go to a beach, lather up with sunscreen, and let the sun do its warm magic on me …

  11. Jamaica… I am in desperate need of some hot sun and sandy beach, and really really nice people

  12. On my next vacation, I’d really love to spend some time in Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island… beautiful!

  13. I can’t wait to get the hell out of Houston and head to Seattle where its nice and cool during the day. Hell its so cold in the summer morning and evenings that you have to put a jacket on. Even the black people are white there from staying covered up. Love the fresh outdoor smells unless its deer pee!

  14. I would love to go to Hawaii for my vacation! I know its cheesey and “overdone” but its a classic and i’ve never been. Plus living on the East Coast is soooo depressing, bring on the coconuts and sunshine!

    Awesome Giveaway!

  15. I would like to go to the Bahamas for my next vacation, but being that I have $5 in the vacation savings account, it looks like the family will be taking a bus to the closest KOA.

  16. I would like to travel to Greece. Ever since I was a child, something about the Greek culture interested me so much. I really want to go there and experience the food and the culture!

  17. If my passport arrives in time I’ll be headed to the Cayman Islands next month. Looking forward to checking out their fast food chains!

  18. I would love to have my next vacation be a simple trip down to Denton, TX so I can see my old high school friends.

  19. I’d love to go to Ireland. See my best friend, and drink all the Guinness I can pour down my throat. Thanks.

  20. I would like to take a vacation from my problems, ala Bill Murray in “What About Bob.” Ideally, this would include going somewhere with Verizon Fios TV access and an endless supply of Chicken McNuggets and Coke Zero.

  21. I want to go to Harry Potter world at Disney….yes, I know it sounds lame. No, I don’t care. I will fight off the little children with my adult-sized wand and spray them with AXE while I’m at it (just kidding, AXE…)

  22. I want Marvo to serve me cocktails on the beach in Hawaii.

    And then I also want to go to England. In the winter because I’ve watched Love Actually and The Holiday too many times and the streets of London and the little village cottage look so much nicer with snow covering them.

    My actual next vacation will be two weeks in Georgia in mid-August to visit all the friends/family I moved away from. There will be a weekend spent at a hopefully not oil soaked beach in Florida though.

  23. Marvo, I just want to GO on vacation. I’d pick Colorado, but as long as I get to have a few days off work, I don’t care where I go. Even if I only go as far as the bathroom and then back to my comfy bed, I’m good.

  24. A nude beach in Hawaii with Marvo serving me cocktails, but no paper umbrellas because they just in the law of the booze.

    (Kissing ass? A little…but I like to win stuff and I’ll do just about anything.)

  25. I went to Europe this summer. I’d love to go back to Venice, thats where I had the most fun. 🙂

  26. I want to go to Red Rocks in Colorado! Or back to the Smokies. I’d be happy just to get out of the tri-state area.

  27. I would like to go to England on vacation. I’d like a naked Padma Lakshmi to feed me grapes on the flight as well. If you can make that happen, you can keep the Axe prize. 😉

  28. For my next vacation, I’d love to hunt panthers in the Amazon, smelling refreshing and delicious, no matter how much of a sweat I work up. *hint hint* It’s a lot easier to get a panther to approach you if you smell delicious…

  29. For my next vacation, I would like to join Isaiah Mustafa, aka handsomely jacked Old Spice dude, on his boat, in his hot tub, or in shower where he’s been filming those youtube clips.

    Do you highlight the comments of people who win? Because Axe would really love mine!

  30. I wouldn’t mind to go to Boston and take in a big city. Nebraska doesn’t fill that urge very well.

  31. Disneyland for sure. I wouldn’t need to pay for much, thanks to an annual pass, and I have so many friends living down there that I’d never get bored.

    Unless, you know… you stay for a week. Which is too much.

  32. I would like to go back to Sardinia to visit family but lol… doubt I’ll have the money. So I guess I’d like to go on vacation by finding a job. I need some time off from being unemployed. It’s boringly sucky!

  33. I want 2 vacations. One with Sam and on just Randy and I.
    For our first vacation with our daughter I’d love to take her to Disney World! I know she’s only a month old but I think it would be fun!

    For my exclusive vacation with my husband I’d love to go to Ireland. Just get as far away from our life as possible to a different culture and just relax and enjoy something I am passionate about!

  34. I want to go to Pyongyang, North Korea before they start a war and bomb all of us South Koreans as the first step in their intricate plan which concerns ruling the world and annihilating all mankind, whichever comes first. I want to show Kim Jong-il this website and introduce him to all the many small pleasures that are shown here, for instance the KFC double-down. (Genius!) I know for a fact that would make him join the ol’ capitalist bandwagon.

    Or Hawaii. But that would solely be to try macadamia nuts w/ spam.

  35. I want to go to Japan, desperately. But I want to spend at least 2 weeks if i go there, i cant get off of work for that long or afford it for that matter so its not going to happen any time soon. Ill be in Vegas at the end of August though.

  36. I would really like to go to Ireland. I doubt it’ll happen, but a guy can dream, right?

  37. Michigan or Illinois, cause it is HOT in Texas right now and I have family there.

    Which is much more likely than my first choice, which is “sometime in the 70’s”. So many products no longer available, I’ll need the bag and then some to bring back the ones I miss!

  38. I would like to vacation back in time to when my 13 year old didn’t need to smother himself in AXE in an effort to attract “the laaaaadies”. Ouch.

  39. I hate that AXE discontinued APOLLO and TSUNAMI and brings crap like chocolate or twist or whatever is new flavor of the month

    vacation sounds awesome

  40. Well, planning my honeymoon right now, so we are looking somewhere that has culture and scuba diving. Thinking somewhere in the south pacific region all the way up to Japan area.

  41. For my next vacation I am going to Las Vegas with my girlfriend. It’s Vegas in August, you know I will need to stay fresh, so hook me up, please!! As a thank you, I’ll send you something delicious to review!

  42. I would like to go to alaska and sleep in an igloo with some eskimos then go fishing with them in the morning .

  43. I wanna go to Borneo or Tibet. Show me the jungle 😀 And I’d love to see a reticulated python in person.

  44. I actually have vacation coming up, and I’m going to Albuquerque for my cousin’s wedding. I may also try and head to California later in the week but I’m not sure yet. I suppose it would be cool to be able to say I’m an Axe man while I’m traveling.

  45. I want to go to Mexico. Specifically Guadalajara. Probably won’t because they are still kidnapping white people at an alarming rate.

  46. I’d love to visit Louisiana, mostly New Orleans and the beaches that now are safe and the cleanest they’ve been in years!

  47. I would love to Louisville Kentucky, the home of KFC. I would be able to eat a Double Down and then AXE the shame and disappointment away!

  48. Most people might want to go to Mexico or Bahamas… truthfully I think I’d rather visit Seattle right now… Hopefully smelling like total a total Dbag with the axe products I just won?

  49. I want to visit the factory where they make Bawls to find out what kind of “bawls” go into making such a delicious beverage.

  50. For my next vacation, I’d like to be able to pee without company. Oh wait- I have a one year old and will always have to wave “bye-bye” to the pee pees and poo poos as I flush.

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