NEWS: Limited Edition Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts Could Help Create The Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Ever

Read our review of Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts here

When combined with a convenience store turkey sandwich, Ocean Spray cranberry juice and mashed potatoes with gravy from KFC, the Limited Edition Frosted Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts could be the dessert that ends the most depressing Thanksgiving meal ever. Or if the Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts are still around in December, they could end the most depressing Christmas meal ever.

The latest Pop-Tarts flavor is made up of white dough with pumpkin pie filling (yes, pumpkin is listed in the ingredients list) and is topped with white frosting and fall-colored sprinkles. It will only be available in a 12-count box.

One pastry contains 200 calories, 5 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 2 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 1 gram of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 35 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 16 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein and a bunch of vitamins and minerals.

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15 thoughts on “NEWS: Limited Edition Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts Could Help Create The Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Ever

  1. How is it possible that the most depressing reviews(and now news) posts are always the ones that make me laugh the hardest? And why does that depressing meal idea make me want to actually have it as soon as possible?!

  2. In today’s huste and bustle, who has time to sit down with their family for Thanksgiving? This for your Thanksgiving on the go!

  3. Sadly, I think these would actually go perfect with my Thanksgiving dinner, which usually involves me going to my aunt & uncle’s house and having boston market ham, chicken from kfc or church’s, and chow mein from some Chinese restaurant. The only thing that’s homemade is rice.

  4. Man, pop tarts are the freaking Ghetto of processed foods around here. Surprised none of the newer pop tarts commercials have sagging wannabe gangsters in them. lol

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