NEWS: New Limited-Edition Chocolate Creme and Strawberry & Creme Twinkies To Make Stoners Say ‘Whoa’

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Hostess, the snack maker with the mostess, introduced two new limited-edition flavors: Chocolate Creme and Strawberry & Creme. They’re releasing these new flavors as part of their Twinkie Mania promotion, which allows Twinkie fans to vote for a new Twinkie flavor filling.

The choices fans will get to vote for are: Raspberry Tart, Cookies n Creme, Blueberry Pie, and Lemon Meringue. The winning flavor will become a limited edition flavor.

Personally, I’m glad Twinkies has released some new flavors because I was bored with getting fat from the plain old vanilla creme ones. It almost got to the point of me replacing “as boring as the missionary position” with “as boring as Vanilla Twinkies” in my everyday language.

The new limited edition flavors are available now nationwide.

6 thoughts on “NEWS: New Limited-Edition Chocolate Creme and Strawberry & Creme Twinkies To Make Stoners Say ‘Whoa’

  1. It would be interesting if the Twinkie market went out on a limb and started to do what is done in Japan with Coke and Pepsi. That is, they release two pretty “out there” flavors a year just for the attention it may bring the brand.

    Personally, I’d love to see chestnut or sweet potato varieties, but even something as relatively mainstream as peanut butter would be more interesting than the ones you’ve mentioned.

    1. I would love to see Hostess do that with Twinkies. Actually, I’d love to see other companies come out with “out there” flavors. There are lots of limited edition products, but most of them are so tame.

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  3. I’ve been looking all over for a box of strawberry twinkies … I’m in St. Louis, does anyone know how I can get a box?

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