NEWS: Planters Gets Their Nut Crushing Groove On To Make Peanut Butter

New York. Times Square. Mr. Peanut

Planters has done more things to nuts than male YouTubers with swollen testicles and temporary high pitched voices. They’ve dry roasted, lightly salted, honey roasted, chocolate covered, fruit blended, and nut mixed them, just to name a few.

But the one thing male YouTubers with swollen cajones have done that Planters hasn’t is crush their nuts. However, that has changed with the introduction of Planters Peanut Butter.

I’m not sure why it’s taken this long for Planters to come out with peanut butter. Unless Mr. Peanut is real and for years prevented it from happening because seeing peanuts being crushed into a creamy paste made him cringe like I cringe when I watch a video on YouTube of some guy getting hit in the nads with a golf club.

Update: According to Dave, in his comment below, Planters Peanut Butter isn’t new, they made peanut butter in the 1970-1980s. After doing a little research, I found this link to an old Planters Peanut Butter commercial.

Planters Peanut Butter is available in creamy and crunchy varieties, and will be sold in 28 ounce containers.

2 thoughts on “NEWS: Planters Gets Their Nut Crushing Groove On To Make Peanut Butter

  1. Finally! Planters Peanut Butter is coming back!

    Yes, coming back. For this is not a new product at all, but the reintroduction of a retired label. Back in the 1970’s, Planters sold a peanut butter that was the best tasting of all the standard commercial brands, but they eventually discontinued it.

    I hope the new peaner burr will be as awesome as the original. Because if it is, the flavor will leave the competition in the dust.

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