REVIEW: Kellogg’s Krave Double Chocolate Cereal

Kellogg's Krave Double Chocolate Cereal

Faithful TIB readers will recall Jasper reviewing Kellogg’s Krave Chocolate Cereal, stating that while it wasn’t exactly an “adult” cereal, it was tasty without making him feel like the 11-year-old that he actually is (probably) (just kidding, Jasper!).   I read that with great interest, then scooped up a box of Krave Double Chocolate at the first opportunity, determined to see whether upping the chocolate quotient would make me less wizened and grinch-like.   While I’m still cursing at people who don’t use their turn signals, I have noticed a 54 percent decrease in shuffling, complaining about the chill, and watching Jay Leno, so I’m going to call this one a success!

On opening the box and taking a whiff, I was greeted with a vague chocolate smell, similar but not entirely like other chocolate cereals like Cocoa Pebbles or Cocoa Puffs.   Even holding a piece right up to my nose, it’s not as powerful a scent as I would have expected out of double chocolate anything; but the smell may just be locked in by a non-nutritive cereal varnish, semi-permeable but not osmotic, which coats and seals the piece.   Regardless, I started by trying a few pieces dry, and I was happy with what I experienced.   The cereal bits are suitably crunchy without being too hard or jagged edged, and the small burst of chocolate inside hits you like a little surprise a second or two after your taste buds have registered the outer layer.   It’s a well timed one-two punch, with the outer part being a bit of a subtler, less intense chocolate, but the inner component being richer.   High marks all around.

Given that, I was really eager to get the milk on and see how I liked them.   Regrettably, I have to report that while milk is almost always an improvement to cereal, it had the opposite effect on Double Chocolate Krave.   Don’t get me wrong, they’re still flavorful, but almost too much so — my teeth seemed to be on the verge of hurting with every bite.   My suspicion is that when the milk penetrates to the inside layer of chocolate, it turns it more liquidy; and while you’d think that would be a good thing, it actually makes it overly chocolate-y, if such a thing is possible.   I mean, I have a sweet tooth and all, but a 17-year-old girl who got dumped a week before prom would say this was a little too much chocolate.   I feel like I visited a guy on the street corner looking for an ounce of weed and he injected me with black tar heroin.

Kellogg's Krave Double Chocolate Cereal Closeup

Aside from the flavor, I found that they didn’t stay crunchy in milk very well at all — a mere five minutes of soaking reduced them to the firmness of a mushy banana, so either they don’t maintain consistency or someone at the grocery store is slipping acid into my milk.   Probably both.   (I have a lot of enemies.)   Since Jasper reported that the uni-chocolate variety held its crunchiness pretty well in milk, I’m wondering if it’s something to do with the different outer layers — maybe nutella and whatever else is in the casing of the regular variety is better at saying no than chocolate, the village bicycle.

While I can only give Kellogg’s Krave Double Chocolate a moderate score due to its overpowering taste and loose consistency in milk, I’d definitely recommend picking some up to eat dry as a party snack or something.   All told, it appears to simply be that rare cereal that’s better without the milk.   The back of the box makes reference to “chocovores,” so I guess I’m just one of those chocovores who likes his meals raw and unseasoned.   Grrrrr.

(Nutrition Facts – 3/4 cup (cereal only) – 120 calories, 30 calories from fat, 3.5 grams of total fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 1 gram of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 95 milligrams of sodium, 80 milligrams of potassium, 23 grams of total carbohydrates, 3 grams of dietary fiber, 10 grams of sugars, and 2 grams of protein.)

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Item: Kellogg’s Krave Double Chocolate Cereal
Price: $3.99
Size: 11 ounces
Purchased at: Giant
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: Tastes great dry.   Good crunch.   Not overpowering scent.   Nice one-two chocolate flavor combo.   Satisfying your chocolate craving for the next five years.   Would probably make for a good party snack food.
Cons: Milk somehow makes it too sweet and chocolate-y.   People who don’t use their turn signals.   Gets soggy quickly.   They misspelled “crave.”   Being the only product in the world where more chocolate is a bad thing.   Comparing chocolate to hardcore drugs.

11 thoughts on “REVIEW: Kellogg’s Krave Double Chocolate Cereal

  1. Once again reminded why Drew is my favorite writer :). I think this cereal sounds like it would be ideal in some kind of Chex mix, with little pretzels and Chex…salty goodness with the chocolate one-two and it stays dry.

    1. krave is the best cereal, i have it every morning! whenever i wake up and get out of bed its that thought in my head that hey get up and go eat the chocolate crunchy delight,, gahh its soo good its 2 am right now and i want some…

      i also say toddlers can eat this my baby brother is 2 and in the mornings he almost never ate anything and would throw the food away.. but now he wakes me up sometimes telling me he wants some and he has 1-2 bowls everyday! i seriously think people should try this! <3

  2. Um “Krave” is not a spelling mistake. They purposely spelled it that way. It’s called marketing.

    Just like how some music artists choose “U” instead of “You” in song titles like “Buy U A Drank”.

    You gotta learn the difference between grammar mistakes and marketing.

  3. Where did you get you cereal from??? I was looking forward to the bursts of chocolate, but my every cereal piece was completely hollow! Should I send my defective box of cereal back to kellog before I pour another bowl? It wasn’t bad (I never eat cereal), but it was dissapointing. Hollow, and dissapointing.

  4. Welll if I was a parent and my kid was pointing and begging at the box of Krave i sure as hell wouldnt let them eat this junk for breakfast rofl.

    Inb4ParentSuesKellogsBecauseTheyThoughtKraveWasHealthyAndTheirKidGotFat.

  5. Hahah i love your writing, so entertaining.
    Anyways Krave is pretty good but i havent tried it with milk yet. Its kind of like a dessert honestly.

  6. Love this cereal! I am a 61-year-old woman and chocolate anything is my favorite experience. It’s true the first few helpings from the box seemed more chocolaty inside each piece. My daughter tried it and did not think it was so great, but I do, and hope to buy more today. Thank you for a chocolate treat in the morning. And to me it seems fine with milk.

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