REVIEW: McDonald’s Strawberry & Créme Pie

Written by | May 14, 2012

Topics: 9 Rating, Fast Food, McDonald's

McDonald's Strawberry and Creme Pie

I have been on a ravenous fast food habit lately. The discarded evidence of wrappers and greasy cardboard boxes are lodged between sofa cushions or in the backseat of my car. Similar to Dexter and his glass slides, my uneaten misdeeds are hidden amongst the bacon jams and jars of homemade mostardas in the fridge.

Like corpses strewn about and disposed at night, I am secretly throwing out oily stained bags in my garbage can by moonlight for the garbage men to take away in the morning. However, the only victim here is me and, yes, my arteries are loving every suffocating moment. On my way home from work I decided to go to my usual hunting grounds.

And then I found it in the midst of dusk time rush hour traffic… I FREAKING FOUND IT.

The McDonald’s Strawberry & Créme Pie.

I was salivating at the new find and my tongue had the equivalent of an erection when I read the sign again. Akin to a criminal hoping to not get caught by their probation officer, I did a quick sweep to make sure my cardiologist was not around. He would not be happy considering my blood pressure was ranking higher than the weight of that girl who played Precious.

Double Quarter Pounder with cheese be damned, Poppa is going to have himself a creampie courtesy of the clown with red hair. I went directly to the drive-thru and turned off the radio so I could hear myself breathe heavily. My mind was filled with shrill screams and agonizing yelps of madness.

Fumbling for change or a few wrinkled dollar bills, I slowly forgot the day’s events where my client stupidly admitted to punching his wife in the eye during trial. I forgot that my devoted Alabaman wife asked me to pick up some grits for “supper” (I hate that word). I forgot everything because all I cared about was sinking my teeth into that oddly shaped McDonald’s pie that would spurt cream and strawberries in my goddamned mouth.

I clutched the bag after being handed it through that small window. The aroma wafting in my car was pronounced as the entire inside smelled of baked sugary strawberries mixed with the scent of deep fried egg roll skins. McDonald’s pies have that secondary odor that reminds you that this is not the pie that your Grandma bakes. For the record my Grandmother never baked pies, she would make me bitter ginseng soup or salty 1,000 year old preserved duck eggs in congee. Yeah, the Chinese aren’t known for desserts.

McDonald's Strawberry and Creme Pie Box

Wrapped in a brown box, adorned with the image of a chef’s hat and rolling pin evoked a laugh instead of images of a pastry chef elegantly working dough on a wooden block. Branded on the box was “Signature Pies” and true to its title, McDonald’s pies have that signature rectangular shape. I’m lovin’ it.

The crust was warm, crisp, buttery, and flaky. The best part was the crystal flecks of sugar baked into the shell. I’m sorry but I know we are sometimes nostalgic for that heavenly pie Agent Cooper rambles on about in aimless episodes of Twin Peaks but a McDonald’s pie to me is just as homey.

McDonald's Strawberry and Creme Pie Top

The sugary texture of the thin crust seductively gives way to the Strawberry & Créme. I should point out that the cream is spelled créme which probably means it is alien from any dairy. Maybe not, but I cannot find the ingredients anywhere. Who cares because I would scoop this stuff out and drizzle it on a chocolate brownie.

The baked pie is scored down the middle to show off its insides filled with Strawberry & Créme. The cream part tasted like Cool Whip. The strawberry syrup, with sweet delicious uneven chunks, is similar to what the ice cream man would drop on a soft serve sundae.

Yes, it is artificial tasting but sometimes fake works. We’re not at McDonald’s for something to remind of us Sunday mornings, we’re there for something to stave off hangovers or revenge eating from forced salads and wheatgrass juices.

McDonald's Strawberry and Creme Pie Innards

The slightly gluey créme had a nice slight vanilla flavor which was a tasty contrast to the sweet strawberry filling. Eaten alone, it would be a cloying pudding mess but that buttery crust makes this thing work. There are real chunks of strawberries because some of the tinky seeds got stuck in my teeth as I was making a right turn towards the exit on the crowded freeway.

It’s too bad this is a limited edition because I want to buy this all year long. One word of caution, do not eat this cold. The pie gets gummy and clunky. It will sit in your stomach and remind you that you ate something particularly evil. Agent Cooper, maybe some pies after they die do go to heaven… but I think the bad ones go to McDonald’s and taste better.

(Nutrition Facts – one pie – 290 calories, 17 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 150 milligrams of sodium, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 32 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 13 grams of sugars, and 3 grams of protein.)

Other McDonald’s Strawberry & Créme Pie reviews:
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Item: McDonald’s Strawberry & Créme Pie
Price: 95 cents
Size: N/A
Purchased at: McDonald’s
Rating: 9 out of 10
Pros: That crisp sugary and buttery thin crust. Cream or créme, it’s creamy goodness. Real chunks of strawberries. Kyle MacLachlan before he was in Showgirls. Mostarda.
Cons: Gummy and clunky if it gets cold. It is a limited product. The words “supper” or “ornery”. Dated references to a show twenty years old. Hydralazine pills.






14 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. amiee says:

    you had me at the mention of my one true love, special agent dale cooper. it is a shame you didn’t have a cup of damned fine coffee to go with that pie.

  2. Peter says:

    Fucking love these pies. I almost cried when I tried to cop a few the other day and was told they didn’t have them anymore. Luckily, the drive thru jockey assured me that they would return at a later date. “Sometimes they take stuff away even if people like it,” he said. Doesn’t make a lot of sense to me, but I’m just glad to know I haven’t eaten my last Strawberry and Creme Pie.

  3. chris says:

    “Double Quarter Pounder with cheese be damned, Poppa is going to have himself a creampie courtesy of the clown with red hair.”

    This is probably the most filthy / disturbing / awesome sentence I have ever read on this website.

  4. Mr Fed Up says:

    Great review.
    I remember eating the apple pies from McDonalds and ALWAYS burning the crap out of myself the first bite….

  5. Eric says:

    It tastes like a Strawberry Toaster Strudel to me.

  6. John Hoy says:

    Unfortunately McDonald’s decided to end the strawberry pie promotion early. It was supposed to run until the first week of June. They start their chocolate event June 7th. They are introducing a chocolate chip frappe, smores pie and bringing back the rolo mcflurry.

    • Jeff says:

      Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (gasp) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

      • Anonymous says:

        I WAS SO PISSED… I HAD NO IDEA THEY ENDED IT UNTIL I WENT UP AND ORDERED… THEY STILL HAD SIGNS UP ADVERTISING IT TOO! I WANTED THAT PIE SOOOOO FUCKING BAD AND THEY JUST DENIED ME OF IT….

        FUCK MCDONALDS

  7. laura says:

    I’m not sure how to put this but I wanted to express a glad surprise in finding out that you’re Chinese (or at least 1/4 so…unless you’re adopted…IDK!!!) :D

  8. tony says:

    Please tell me when strawberry creme pies will be back it is literally the best thing i have ever had when and ifnot can i order them or someshit i cant believe you got rid of them salamanca ny needs these please

  9. DWAYNE says:

    Why did McDonald’s cancel the strawberry creme pies it was like baked drugs it had me up early inthe morning thinking about it.Bring it back McDonalds.

  10. Melissa says:

    You NAILED it with your review of these heavenly pies!!! Love it!

  11. Jay Melo says:

    These pies are back!!! The best thing I have ever had at McDonald’s, hands down. The cream tastes like cheesecake to me. They are good cold too. I usually take one home.

  12. Catina singley says:

    Your writing is awesome! Witty stuff! I so identify!



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