REVIEW: Fruttare Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bars (Strawberry, Peach, Banana, and Coconut)

Fruttare Strawberry and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar Box

I find it odd that Fruttare would choose to call these “Dessert Bars”.

I usually do what food packaging tells me to do (once I pop, I don’t stop; I will, indeed, take it to the XTREME), but I have a thing about preconceived notions in regards to when I should be eating certain foods. I’ll order buffalo chicken strips for breakfast at Denny’s. I’ll even get a fourthmeal from somewhere other than Taco Bell.

To me, frozen treats are an “anytime food”. What’s wrong with a Klondike bar at 2pm? Otter Pop as a quick sugar fix in the morning? Sure, why not?

That said, Fruttare trying to tell me that their Fruit and Milk Bars are for dessert use only might as well be a dare to eat five of them for breakfast. In fact, their two major components – those being fruit and milk, if you haven’t gathered that yet – are like, 1/2 of what childhood commercials have told me is a complete breakfast. Just grab some toast and a bowl of Lucky Charms to go along with it and you’re set.

But, enough babbling about semantics. According to Fruttare, their Fruit and Milk Bars are “the first nationally available line of its kind”. While a super-quick Google search does not dispute that, things like frozen yogurt bars are rising in the ranks of frozen treats, so we’ll see how Fruttare’s take on frozen fruit+dairy holds up.

Fruttare Strawberry and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

I figured that if there was something that was going to be fundamentally flawed about these Fruit and Milk bars, it would come out in the Strawberry flavor. I like strawberries. I like milk. I like strawberry milk. I like strawberry ice cream. What could go wrong? She asks, ominously.

Fruttare Strawberry and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar Inside

The answer to that is nothing, really. Right off the bat, I noticed that Fruttare Fruit and Milk bars are much firmer than Fruttare’s Ice Bars, which makes sense, because, well…milk.

The Fruit and Milk bars lack the tartness of yogurt, but have a nice, smooth texture. Strawberry and Milk had an excellent balance of milky flavor and authentic strawberry taste, complete with real strawberry chunks that were just the right size.

There were no inherent flaws with the Strawberry and Milk Dessert Bar. I found it to be an enjoyable frozen treat that wasn’t too sweet and had great fruit flavor.

If there’s a flaw to this flavor, it’s that it’s almost too pedestrian. It tastes like Fruttare took any major brand of strawberry ice cream and put it on a stick. While this results in tastiness, it doesn’t exactly break any major ground in the world of frozen milk-based foods, unless you count the stick, I guess.

Fruttare Peach and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

Fruttare Peach and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar Box

I remember that, as a kid, we always had a box of Quaker Instant Oatmeal Fruit and Cream Variety Pack in the house. The berry flavors always went quickly, and then it was a fight between my brother and I to see who could grab the Peaches and Cream first, leaving the loser with Bananas and Cream, which would usually languish in the box until my mother demanded that someone eat it before a new box could be bought.

Peaches and cream seem to be made for each other, at least, according to some R&B group I’ve never heard of and the lotion section of Bath & Body Works, which also taught me long ago that I’m allergic to anything that smells good. Seriously, I can’t walk past a B&BW in the mall without sneezing about five times.

Fruttare Banana and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

In a surprising twist, I found that I enjoyed Peach and Milk even more than Strawberry and Milk. These bars have a great peach flavor without being too cloyingly sweet or overpowering, which I just now decided should be called “Canned Fruit Cocktail Syndrome”.

The peach and milk worked together like best friends, punctuated by real peach chunks that were the perfect size, neither so small they are just mush or so big that you feel like you’re chewing through your Dessert Bar.

I also found Peach and Milk to be refreshing, which is an unexpected sensation, given that I don’t exactly imagine myself reaching for milk when I’m looking to cool down. Peach and Milk would be a great treat in the steamy Georgian summer as you sit on the swing on your front porch.

That’s just a suggested serving. You don’t need to be in Georgia or have a swing – or a front porch, in fact – to enjoy a Fruttare Peach and Milk Dessert Bar. Or have it for dessert, dammit.

Fruttare Banana and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

Fruttare Banana and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar Box

The only artificially banana-flavored food I can tolerate are banana Runts, and that’s only because the shape of them is fun in my mouth. I mean that literally, so take your minds out of the damn gutter.

I think my dislike of artificial banana started as a very young child at the dentist’s office. For some reason, they thought banana would be a great flavor choice for that goo they smeared on my gums before they shot me full of Novocaine using a syringe that looked like it belonged to Dr. Killjoy. Dentistry has moved beyond that these days, but not by much, and the traumatic artificial banana memories remain. Traumananatic. Banatraumatic? Eh, nevermind.

Fruttare Banana and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

I found the Fruttare Banana and Milk Bar to be an interesting mix of good and bad. It had a weird flavor combination of real and fake banana. I found the banana flavor to be too strong – the bar had a nice, smooth texture, but I wasn’t really able to enjoy it because there was so much banana flavoring crammed in there that it overwhelmed the milk part of the bar.

There was also a large disparity between the banana chunks. Some were tiny pieces of mush with no flavor distinguishable from the rest of the bar, while others were nice-sized chunks that gave a welcome burst of real banana flavor and the texture of real fruit.

Given the flavors so far, I was disappointed by the Banana and Milk Dessert Bar. If you really like bananas and don’t mind having some artificial flavor in the mix, then I’d call this a perfectly acceptable frozen treat. I personally found the fruit flavoring too aggressive and was a little put off by the small mushy chunks.

Fruttare Coconut and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

Fruttare Coconut and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar Box

Coconuts in water and milk form have become quite popular, especially among people who enjoy following health crazes. If you believe all the hype, I’m pretty sure coconuts cure cancer, gout, restless leg syndrome, and that thing that’s been growing on your back that you’re afraid to see a doctor about.

Coconuts are also popular among people who like to voluntarily strand themselves on deserted islands, like Les Stroud, Bear Grylls, the Mythbusters, that hippy guy from Dual Survival who never wears shoes and constantly regrets it, every single person on the 26 seasons of Survivor, and Myke Hawke, who has the best name on television but doesn’t seem to realize it.

Oh right, and centuries of indigenous people around the world. Coconuts are popular. I think you get the idea.

Taking all of that into account, it seems natural that coconuts and milk would work well together in Dessert Bar form. And they did, for the most part.

Fruttare Coconut and Milk Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bar

Right off the bat, I noticed the Coconut and Milk Bar was much firmer than the other Dessert Bars. This might be because there seems to be a ton of coconut jammed in there.

Unlike the other Fruit and Milk Bars, Coconut and Milk had coconut shavings instead of chunks. I think this was a good choice by Fruttare, since coconuts tend to be more comfortable in shaved form.

Every bite of this bar had coconut shavings in it, so much so that after the milk part melted away, you were left with a little ball of coconut chaw. Luckily, coconut chaw is much tastier than tobacco chaw, and there is no spittoon required to consume these Dessert Bars.

Of all the Dessert Bars, Coconut and Milk most closely matched the tropical feel of their box. The coconut flavor and texture were definitely prominent, but the milk helped to smooth things out.

I have mixed feelings on the amount of coconut contained in these Dessert Bars, however. While it was a little bizarre to be left with some coconuts shavings to chew after the milk part melted away, but if you’re a coconut lover, this part might appeal to your tropical island fantasies.

I was surprised to find that Fruttare’s Fruit and Milk Dessert Bars had such different personalities, which makes me feel like one of those people who believe identical twins are practically the same person. Each bar had its own characteristics, and for the most part, they worked out. Seeing as how these are the first Fruit and Milk Bars available in the US, Fruttare did a pretty good job in breaking new ground.

(Nutrition Facts — 1 bar – Strawberry – 110 calories, 25 calories from fat, 3 grams of fat, 2.5 grams of saturated fat, 45 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, less than one gram of fiber, 16 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein, 10% vitamin C, and 4% calcium. Peach – 110 calories, 25 calories from fat, 3 grams of fat, 2.5 grams of saturated fat, 45 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 17 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein, 10% vitamin C, and 4% calcium. Banana – 120 calories, 30 calories from fat, 3.5 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 50 milligrams of sodium, 22 grams of carbohydrates, 18 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein, 6% calcium. Coconut – 140 calories, 45 calories from fat, 5 grams of fat, 4.5 grams of saturated fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 65 milligrams of sodium, 22 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of dietary fiber, 18 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, and 16% calcium.)

Item: Fruttare Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bars (Strawberry, Peach, Banana, and Coconut)
Purchased Price: FREE
Size: 4 bars per box
Purchased at: Received samples from Fruttare
Rating: 8 out of 10 (Strawberry)
Rating: 9 out of 10 (Peach)
Rating: 6 out of 10 (Banana)
Rating: 7 out of 10 (Coconut)
Pros: Strawberry and Peach had perfectly-sized fruit chunks. First Fruit and Milk Bars in the US. Peach was surprisingly refreshing. Banana had some larger chunks that were authentic. Coconut was very tropical. Milk went smoothly with the fruits. Myke Hawke’s name.
Cons: Strawberry was pretty ordinary. Calling them Dessert Bars is dumb. Banana and some artificial flavor and mushy chunks. Being allergic to things that smell good. Banana flavor overwhelmed milk flavor. Coconut might have too much coconut for some. “Chaw”.

19 thoughts on “REVIEW: Fruttare Frozen Fruit and Milk Dessert Bars (Strawberry, Peach, Banana, and Coconut)

  1. Since Fruttare is significantly cheaper than Edy Outshine bars, wish they had a coconut with no milk for me. Outshine has a wonderful Coconut Waters line – I’ve tried and loved the plain one and the ones with banana and especially with pineapple. Dairy free just for me (sing while you say that). Made with coconut water. Fruttare strawberry without milk is very good, though. Their lime is also decent although not conducive to binging.

    Your sneezing while walking past the lotion stand probably was due to the artificial fragrances they insist on putting into practically everything, though, rather than an omen of an impending peach allergy.

  2. They can’t be the first fruit and milk frozen bars in the US. I know I’ve seen coconut bars before that had dairy in them. At least one or two brands. Maybe Blue Bell? Edy? Blue Bunny? I know because I love coconut but am allergic to dairy and have been repeatedly disappointed to see coconut contaminated by dairy in the ingredients for such things. Likewise coconut sherbet which has been around for years but inexplicably contains dairy. I think I’ve seen dairy in other fruit bars also, but I’m absolutely sure about the coconut dairy bars. The first coconut bars I’ve ever seen here that were dairy-free were the Edy Outshine Coconut Waters bars (which are to die for).

  3. Yeah, I’m just going off of Fruttare’s claim and a quick Internet search – it also strikes me as odd that this would be the FIRST EVER fruit and milk bars.

    And I’m confident I’m not developing a peach allergy – I’m just allergic to perfumes and colognes in general, and most things you’d spray on yourself. I am blessed to have no food allergies despite being allergic to pretty much everything else!

  4. Funny, in my house the Strawberries and Cream oatmeal always went the fastest with the Peaches and Cream left as last.

  5. I love these. The coconut is so yummy. I love all four flavors. Very simple but good and wholesome tasting. Creamy but not too rich and heavy.

  6. Gonna have to correct you that these are not the first Fruit and Milk bars in the US. There are others that have been around for much, much longer.

      1. Yeah, as I mentioned, I found Fruttare’s claims of being the first fruit and milk bar to be a bit dubious. I suppose there might be something in the ingredients that allows them to make this claim?

        Or, you know, they’re just talking the talk.

  7. I can OD on coconut, so when I spied these last week I had to try them. I housed an entire box in one day. ONE. DAY. When I went back to the grocery store 3 days later, they were on sale 3 boxes for $10. I may or may not have 12 boxes in my freezer. I just finished eating 2 coconut bars before typing this post after Googling Fruttare bars. 🙂

  8. Yesterday was the first time I had these, I had to fight myself to keep from eating all of them. Low calorie and delicious

  9. I never thought I would say this but I fell in love. I honestly buy at least 2 or four boxes a night after work My favorite is the coconut then banana and then strawberry I have never tasted anything so wonderful and because I work at target it is so easy to always buy them It started with a coupon and now my family and I are hooked and it is true you have to fight yourself from eating all of them which i usually lose Target sells them 2 for six dollars and always get back a coupon for 1.50 off if you buy two Thank you for making such a wonderful product with low calories and let us know where we can get more coupons

  10. These Bars Are GREAT !! I’m So In Love With The Strawberry And Milk Ones . To Be Honest , Im Not The One Who Picked It . My 3 Year Old Son Was Throwing Things Into The Cart As Usual & At Check Out Time I Normally Secretively Put Them On The Side So That He Won’t Spot That Im Not Getting What He Threw In There .. But Then I Saw That He Put The Strawberry & Milk Fruttare Bars In There . And Boy Are We Happy He Did Lol

  11. Just tried the banana ones. I loved it. After this box, i will be trying the peach ones. Thanks for a yummy product. Great job. 🙂

  12. My favorite are the cocoanut and banana .I have found the cocoanut is very hard to find, have not seen these for a long time, please keep them in the stores.

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