REVIEW: Chex Mix Xtreme Habanero Lime Snack Mix

Chex Mix Xtreme Habanero Lime Snack Mix

I like to think of myself as being an extreme type of person.

For example, when I’m getting tattooed, it never hurts enough, so I pay someone to punch me in the face while the artist is making their skin doodles. I also like to skateboard… down a mountain, while simultaneously juggling a tiger and a bear, which are fighting to the death. When I go to the bar and order a beer, I take the bottle from the bartender, chug the beer, and break the bottle on the head of the guy next to me, usually resulting in a giant Roadhouse-esque bar brawl. When I put my clothes in the dryer, I don’t use dryer sheets.

Okay, so none of those are true. They are just things I say to try and impress girls on Tinder (they don’t work very well, either). I’m only extreme in what I eat. So naturally I was drawn to Chex Mix Xtreme Habanero Lime.

Why do companies always use “Xtreme” rather than just the correctly spelled “extreme”? They may as well just spell everything else wrong, too. Checks Myx Xtreme Abbaniro Lym. Ugh, I care too much sometimes.

So the mix is a pretty typical one, containing corn Chex, wheat Chex, circle and square pretzels, bagel chips (at least that’s what I believe them to be) and these god-awful, crunchy Cheetos-shaped disasters. I guess they can just be called corn puffs?

Though the mix is Habanero Lime flavored, there is actually other peppers at play here, as jalapeño and red bell pepper flavors are present along with the habanero. Then there’s a lime flavor to throw in, and the resulting taste is like Cool Ranch Doritos dipped in hot sauce. Every ingredient except the pretzels has the spice on them.

It starts off spicy, and once you bite into it you really get the lime taste, and it sort of cools things down a bit. You’ll still have a bit of spiciness lingering in your mouth after you have a few handfuls but you’ll never be left needing water or anything. And by the way, you really shouldn’t drink water if you are trying to get the spicy taste out of your mouth. Instead, go for a cucumber, or a banana.

The mix is great, but really it is great only without the corn puffs.

Chex Mix Xtreme Habanero Lime Snack Mix Closeup

The crunchy Cheetos-shaped abominations are the least spicy of everything, probably because they don’t retain much of the seasoning, and they are also the most disgusting. I cannot describe how much I hate those awful things. They are very dry and crunchy, but don’t provide much else. It’s like if you stripped the cheese off Cheetos and they were just corn puffs. But why would anybody want to do that? You get a tiny bit of flavor out of the seasoning, but it is not enough to make up for the fact that… well, to make up for the fact that they are useless and should not be in the bag in the first place.

I have eaten many varieties of Chex Mix, but these corn puffs are the single most out-of-place item I have found in any mix. I wish they had kept the mini breadsticks in the mix and not put in the corn puffs. It would have been exceptional, as opposed to just being pretty good.

If I was stranded on an island and the only thing I had to eat was the corn puffs, I would just make a swim for it. Okay, so I wouldn’t really swim for it because I’m not extreme enough and have an overwhelming fear of sharks and jellyfish, but I still would not eat them!

Looking past the annoying spelling of “extreme” and the corn puffs, this Chex Mix is a really nice addition to the ever-growing group.

(Nutrition Facts – 2/3 cup – 140 calories, 40 calories from fat, 4.5 grams of total fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 230 milligrams of sodium, 24 grams of carbohydrate, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 3 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)

Item: Chex Mix Xtreme Habanero Lime Snack Mix
Purchased Price: $2.69
Size: 8 oz. bag
Purchased at: Hy-Vee
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Seasoning is just the right amount of spicy. Skateboarding down a mountain while juggling a fighting tiger and bear. Roadhouse.
Cons: Corn puffs are gross. Fear of jellyfish. Realizing that you are, in fact, not extreme at all.

6 thoughts to “REVIEW: Chex Mix Xtreme Habanero Lime Snack Mix”

  1. I think they avoid “Extreme” because it has negative connotations, when you see “extremist” you think of a guy with a beard and a bomb strapped to his chest.

    “Xtreme” on the other hand is kids snowboarding or riding funny little bikes, as American as apple pie.

    Anyway you described yourself as an “extreme” type of person so you are probably on the NSA watch list.

    1. Hmm, I tend to disagree. You are only viewing the negative side of “extreme.” There are many positives. Like, the Extreme Football League (XFL). While short-lived, it was good fun. Or this sentence, for example: “As she watched her son walking across the stage, about to receive his diploma, Karen felt extremely proud. At the same time, she was relieved, as Joey would be leaving the house for college, and she had no plans in letting him come back.”

      So, I think overall, extreme has much good to offer through its usage.

  2. A 7 rating!?!?!?!? TOOOO High…..

    This is a Habanero flavored item and that ingredient is almost the last one on the list.

    This has more lime flavor than Habanero.

    A 3 is a better score for this item.

  3. thanks for saving me some money Richard, as soon as I saw lime in the title, I was suspicious, as that’s the way it usually ends 🙁

    1. It does have a strong lime flavor but it’s more in the aftertaste. The initial taste is pretty spicy, and you CAN taste the pepper. You get the best of both worlds, IMO. I did enjoy these and would recommend them to a friend. Heck, even a stranger I pass walking on the street, I’d just say, “Hey guy, you need to go try this new Chex Mix. And don’t ask any questions!”

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