REVIEW: Rita’s Swedish Fish Italian Ice

The country of Sweden is known for many things, like disco songs about dancing queens who are jailbait, safe cars, oddly shaped furniture and, according to every single porno and Spike TV’s MANswers, easy, big-boobed blonde chicks. However, to American children Sweden is known for its candied fish (and maybe the easy, big-boobed blonde chicks, [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats Chocolate Little Bites

I’ll make love to you Like you want me to And I’ll hold you tight Baby all through the night I’ll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go ‘Till you tell me to I’ve never wanted to sing the chorus of the Boyz II Men song “I’ll Make Love To You” to a box of [...]

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Genuine Broaster Chicken

Fried chicken has always been like a hot booty call: ready and satisfying any time I had the urge, but bad for me and probably more dangerous and full of chemicals than I’d like to admit. This is why my first taste of the healthier Broaster Chicken was the culinary equivalent of finding Jesus in [...]

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