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REVIEW: Pringles Multigrain Truly Original

5 March 2010

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I’m trying to figure out why Pringles would come out with a multigrain version of their product. Maybe it’s because they feel like they’ve done all they could with dried potato flakes. Or maybe they want to jump on the multigrain bandwagon before Lays Stax does. Or maybe it’s because they want [...]

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REVIEW: Burger King Cilantro Lime BK Big Fish

4 March 2010

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The combination of cilantro and lime sounds like one that we would find either on the menu at a fine dining establishment or in the recipe book that comes with a Magic Bullet blender. But it’s not something I would expect to see on a fast food menu board that also contains Crown-Shaped Chicken Tenders [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Special K Low-Fat Granola

16 February 2010

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It looks like the Kellogg’s Special K lineup of low-calorie, low-fat products needs to go on its own Special K diet, because it’s getting quite large. How big? Let me put it this way. I believe it could get kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight for being too obese. [...]

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REVIEW: Dove Men+Care Clean Comfort Body and Face Wash

4 February 2010

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Dear James Cameron, I’ve never seen your billion dollar blockbuster Titanic. You can blame Celine Dion for that. But I recently paid over fifteen dollars to watch your latest billion dollar blockbuster Avatar in 3D, so it seems you finally got your money from me that you should’ve gotten with Titanic. Even though [...]

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REVIEW: Macadamia Nuts with SPAM

15 January 2010

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To Hawaii residents, macadamia nuts are like flowers and most of the stuff at Spencer’s, they’re not something they would buy for themselves. However, that may change thanks to these Macadamia Nuts with SPAM, which combines the canned nut tourists love to buy with the flavor people in the other 49 states don’t understand [...]

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REVIEW: Mr. Coffee Café Frappe

13 January 2010

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It seems like the holiday season came and went faster than an unsuspecting family who hoped to pick up a pet rabbit at the infamous Nevada establishment known as the Moonlite BunnyRanch. After trying to find a proper place to dispose of your Christmas tree or Hanukkah bush, it’s time to go through your loot [...]

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REVIEW: Joose Mamba JOOSE

17 December 2009

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Back in the day when young adults in the suburbs wanted to be rebels, they would pay their local hobo to pick them up a six-pack of wine coolers or a bottle of Boone’s Farm. A decade later the drink du jour for the underage set was Smirnoff Ice. Today, young folks turn to alcoholic [...]

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REVIEW: Wanchai Ferry Sweet & Sour Chicken Frozen Meal

2 December 2009

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I wonder if Chinese people are ashamed when they eat at Panda Express because it’s a bastardized version of real Chinese food. I know I would be if I ate at a Japanese fast food restaurant called Hello Kitty Fun Fun Chow Chow Time. Whenever I walk into a Panda Express, I like to look [...]

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REVIEW: TerraCycle/Fashionation M&M’s Candy Wrapper Speakers

18 November 2009

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The company TerraCycle is much like a music producer who has to deal with Britney Spears’ recording sessions, they both take trash and turn it into something that can be marketed and sold. TerraCycle calls what they’re doing “upcycling,” while Britney’s music producers probably like to describe what they do as “panning in a [...]

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REVIEW: Dannon Caramel Yogurt

10 November 2009

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I’m simple when it comes to yogurt, but that doesn’t mean I enjoy plain yogurt. Ugh, just the site of it makes me throw up inside my mouth a little. I’m simple in the way that I don’t need my bacteria infused snack to get fancy on me, like when fruit on the bottom was [...]

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