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REVIEW: Ed Hardy Sangria

22 December 2009

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Ed Hardy (by Christian Audigier), the leading purveyor of fine douche-wear such as faux-tattoo print T-shirts and trucker hats, have finally taken the next logical step and created their own “V.I.F. Drinks” (which I assume stands for Very Important Fuckface) beverage line. You know, like that old saying goes: If you can do one [...]

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REVIEW: Joose Mamba JOOSE

17 December 2009

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Back in the day when young adults in the suburbs wanted to be rebels, they would pay their local hobo to pick them up a six-pack of wine coolers or a bottle of Boone’s Farm. A decade later the drink du jour for the underage set was Smirnoff Ice. Today, young folks turn to alcoholic [...]

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REVIEW: Goya Cola Champagne

30 September 2009

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I’ll get straight to the point here: I’m what you’d call a “classy” broad. I enjoy the finer things in life, such as dining at upscale restaurants that aren’t so upscale that they don’t accept coupons; wearing designer clothing that I find irregular or on clearance; and looking at the furniture in the Crate and [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 8/15/2009

15 August 2009

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Seriously, Mountain Dew? Is this purple soda your way of teasing us Mountain Dew Pitch Black lovers? Just bring it back already. Please. Pretty please. Pretty please with high fructose corn syrup on top. (via BevReview) I [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 8/8/2009

8 August 2009

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I guess I missed the memo. Apparently, it’s Taco Bell Volcano Nachos Review Week. (via We Rate Stuff, Everyview and Grub Grade) My bucket list contains another list of fast food places I want to try, like Sonic, Five Guys and Chick-fil-A. [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 7/4/2009

4 July 2009

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Sixteen beers and ten sake reviews in one evening? May God have mercy on their livers. (via TBQ) Fried ice cream that’s not fried. There’s an F-word I would use to describe [...]

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REVIEW: Long Trail Blackbeary Wheat

16 June 2009

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Beer and college go together like peanut butter and jelly, spaghetti and meatballs, Bret Michaels and anti-fungal medication, Botox and the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, RuPaul and surgical tape… Okay, I think you get the idea. But, how about beer and fruit? “Beer and fruit you say? I don’t want no fruity stuff [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/30/2009

30 May 2009

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Many potatoes were harmed in this potato chip throwdown. (via Grub Grade) Milky-white Japanese sperm liqueur. Need I say more? (via The A.V. Club) Hmm…Which is the lesser of two evils? [...]

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The Week in Reviews – 1/10/2009

10 January 2009

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Product review blog goodness wrapped in an HTML shell. Sometimes I dream about being surrounded by this much meat. (via Fast Food Critic) It may have the word “hard” in its name, but I really do think Mike’s Hard Lemonades are the new wine coolers. (via Gigi Reviews) Oh the tiny Japanese and their crazy tiny cars, [...]

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REVIEW: Bud Light & Clamato Chelada

8 January 2009

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(Editor’s Note: Today’s review is based on the popular Bud Light Real Men of Genius ads. If you’ve never heard or seen these ads, check out this site to get a taste of them.) Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Bud Light & Clamato Chelada Inventor. (Mr. Bud [...]

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