Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Hmm…Peanut butter jelly in a slimy energy bar form or, with a few more ingredients, a form that’ll make me drunk enough to eat peanut butter jelly in a slimy energy bar form. Decisions. (via Crazy Food Dude and Food Junk)

Turns out the McDonald’s Hot Habanero sauce is as spicy as a Ronald McDonald and Wendy romance. (via An Immovable Feast)

There’s already a Big Cock Energy Drink, so of course someone had to make a Little Pussie Energy Drink. So now that this low bar has been set, I guess we just have to wait for Guarana Gangbang Go-Go Juice. (via Possessed by Caffeine)

Swedish fish…but not what many of you might be thinking of. (via Dave’s Cupboard)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

You got your Tabasco in my chocolate! You got your chocolate in my Tabasco! Two great tastes that seem kind of weird together. (via Candyblog)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her Greens & Whey. Along came a spider, who landed in the Greens & Whey beside her and its taste scared the spider away. (via Rodzilla Reviews)

Spoiler alert! The surprise in this Pure Protein Peanut Butter Caramel Surprise Bar is that it sucks. (via Crazy Food Dude)

Damn the Japanese and their foods that are too cute to eat. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

Only a handful of you will get this reference: So move back ya self dread, you know the element. The Tribe is good for your health like a can of Nutrament. (via Foodette Reviews)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Back in the 1980s, Snickers was promoted as a candy bar that could satisfy me, but it never could satisfy my childhood hunger. Too bad Snickers back then didn’t come in a one pound size, like they do today. (via Candyblog)

Hey, guys who like to cheat on your girlfriend or wife. Can’t come up with a good explanation for why you have the smell of perfume on you to your girlfriend or wife after coming home late? Well, you have one now. (via Foodstuff Finds)

I fully believe a bottle of Extenze Male Enlargement Energy Shot could extend my penis, if I duct tape the bottle to the tip of my penis. (via Possessed by Caffeine)

Many of you are probably sick of seeing, smelling, or hearing about turkey, so here’s a Turkey Hill ice cream review for you. Oh, and here’s another Turkey Hill ice cream review. All hate mail can be sent to theimpulsivebuy at gmail dot com. (via Junk Food Guy and Crazy Food Dude)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Hell yeah! I can now enjoy Girl Scout cookies without having to look into the money-sucking eyes of little Daisies and Brownies. (via Food Junk)

This breathable energy shot looks like it would be a good replacement for my current breathable energy shot — crack cocaine. (via ED Junkie)

A canned hemp drink doesn’t sound natural and earthy enough to make hippies put down their kombucha tea. But maybe a canned hemp drink in a can made out of hemp would. (via Thirsty Dudes)

They say real men wear pink. But do real men also drink pink? I don’t know if I’m a real man, but I do drink pink when I have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, or diarrhea. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

I don’t know about you, but this beverage sounds like it’s a great way to mess with drug testing lab technicians. (via Foodstuff Finds)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Bottled water with caffeine isn’t very impressive. Bottled water with radioactive materials that could mess with my DNA and give me super powers would be impressive. (via Food Junk)

Worx may work, but there is something Worx needs to work on — spelling. (via Possessed by Caffeine)

What would I do for this Klondike bar? Probably nothing and just let it melt away. Unless I was starving to death, then I’d kill someone for it. (via Crazy Food Dude)

Jamie Oliver makes junk food? Am I in an alternate universe where the Top Gear guys mostly review reasonably priced cars and put stars in an expensive supercar? (via Gobble Monkey)

Arby’s Super Reuben does look super, and when I say “looks super” I mean it looks like it was killed with kryptonite. (via Would I Buy It Again)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

A churros cereal? I hope the next state fair food that gets turned into a breakfast cereal ends up being deep fried Twinkies. (via Rodzilla Reviews)

There’s steak-flavored potato chips. There’s baked potato-flavored potato chips. Now all I need are asparagus-flavored potato chips and I can have a complete steak meal in potato chip form. (via Dave’s Cupboard)

I might be because I just watched Moulin Rouge for the 50th time, but I think sweet southern heat would make a pretty good cabaret show name. (via Hot Chicks Eatin’ Spicy Chips)

This brings back a lot of memories from my childhood. Memories of me pretending to stick chewing tobacco under my lip, hitting the game winning home run in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, and yelling, “Who’s the greatest now, Rickey Henderson?” (via TV & Gum Are Awesome)

Remember Cocaine Energy Drink? Well, there’s now an energy shot version. I wonder if they’re working on an energy enema that comes wrapped in a condom with the end tied. (via ED Junkie)