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REVIEW: Jack in the Box Flavored Iced Teas (Mango, Peach & Raspberry)
(Note: Please read this letter with a Southern accent.) To My Dearest Jacqueline D. Box, It has been a long time since I had an opportunity to write to you as I have been occupied by the hassles of our country’s Civil War. I feel impelled to write a correspondence to you because I sense that [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Green Tea Coke Plus With Catechin
15 June 2009
It’s hard to imagine why it’s taken so long for the Japanese makers of Coke to come up with the Green Tea Coke Plus with Catechin. After all, the Japanese love green tea. They love it HARD. I think they love it just as much as smoking, manga, short schoolgirl skirts, posing [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 6/13/2009
13 June 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Doritos with a dried ramen noodle-esque flavor packet? Sounds like something to snort. (via We Rate Stuff) Looks like I’m going to have to break out the Birkenstocks if I decide to [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 6/6/2009
6 June 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Reviewing a cardboard box may seem silly, but TIB once reviewed a plastic shopping bag. (via Everyview) These Dunkin Donuts breakfast wraps are adorable! (via Grub Grade) Just like I pick up Playboy for [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Bigelow Eggnogg’n Tea
23 December 2008
When I saw this tea, I had a vision that was as horrifying as it was freaky. I envisioned Bam Bam Bigelow was behind this tea company. I imagined him at board meetings in his flaming leotard with a striped blue tie and sipping tea from a dainty ceramic cup with a silver [...]
Continue reading...Revolution 3D Tea
16 June 2008
Coffee and tea are very much alike. Both need to be roasted to get their flavor, both come in caffeinated and decaffeinated forms, and both are spelled with unnecessary letters, that if removed, wouldn’t affect their pronunciations. Cofe or T, anyone? If I had to choose between a racist tea party with [...]
Continue reading...Snapple Classic Black Teas
4 November 2007
When I was young, I used to have elegant tea parties. I would put on my Sunday’s best and bring out my finest China plasticware. Some of you may think that tea parties are “girly” and my parents may have “wondered” about me at that time, but when the party guests included Megatron, [...]
Continue reading...Ito En Dr. Andrew Weil for Tea Sencha with Matcha
23 August 2007
I don’t know much about Dr. Andrew Weil. All I know is that he’s Oprah’s good friend and has a line of Ito En teas with his name on it, like the Ito En Dr. Andrew Weil for Tea Sencha with Matcha. Of course, I could assume other things about Dr. Weil by looking at [...]
Continue reading...Snapple Diet Green Tea
16 April 2007
The Snapple Diet Green Tea is quite possibly the healthiest drink EVER. I have no scientific data, testimonials from fake nutritionists or fancy Microsoft Excel pie charts to back up that statement. All I know is that green tea is healthy, diet is healthy, and Snapple is Made from the Best Stuff on Earth®. [...]
Continue reading...Jamba Juice Tahiti Green Tea
14 February 2007
Just like closing your eyes to get beyond the extremely crooked teeth, unevenly drawn in eyebrows, and mysterious boils on the skin of the troll you’re getting it on with, closing your eyes while sucking on the new Jamba Juice Tahiti Green Tea smoothie will help you experience it beyond its color, which as you [...]
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25 June 2009
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