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NEWS: Vitaminwater Connect Gives Facebook Users Something Appropriate To Spit Out When They Find Out Via Facebook The Ex They Still Think About Is Now Married
Last year, Vitaminwater allowed their Facebook fans to create a new flavor and the result of that is Vitaminwater Connect. The newest beverage from the Coke-owned company is a black cherry-lime flavored water that contains eight “key nutrients” and caffeine. Sadly, none of the ingredients in the beverage were grown via FarmVille. As with [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/16/2009
16 May 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. There’s a wired graph paper notebook with paper that makes the lines disappear when copied, scanned or faxed. Pff…I’d rather have a wired notebook that doesn’t irritate left-handed people, like me, with wires [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Metromint Chocolatemint Water
13 May 2009
The Metromint Chocolatemint Water combines something I want, chocolate, with something I need, water, with something that’s nice to have, mint. That’s a triple threat, like Tina Fey’s humor, brains and beauty or Spencer Pratt’s ability to look like an asshole, sound like a prick and act like a douchebag. Metromint’s line of minty waters [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Glacéau Tranquilo Vitamin Water
1 May 2009
Like all flavors of Vitamin Water, Tranquilo Vitamin Water promises to help you with some aspect of your life that is lacking. Need to boost your immune system? Drink a Defense Vitamin Water. Want something to help with your concentration? Consume Focus Vitamin Water. Need a jolt of energy? [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: New DASANI essence Only Gets to First Base With All-Natural Fruit Flavor
28 April 2009
Like a Jonas brother wearing a purity ring, the new DASANI essence bottled water doesn’t go all the way. It only has a touch of fruit flavor and it accomplishes this without sweeteners, preservatives or calories. It’s the equivalent of just making out in the back seat of a Trans Am. The [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Glacéau XXX Vitamin Water 10
13 April 2009
I could stuff this review for the Glacéau XXX Vitamin Water 10 with sexual references in every possible hole I could find, but I’m not going to get behind that and force something like that down your throats, because I’m better than that. For example, I’m not going to talk about the three antioxidant-filled fruits in [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 4/4/2009
4 April 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Oh! Here comes Easter candy without fail. Hoppin’ into carts cuz they’re on sale. Hippity, hoppity. Easter’s on its way. (via Candyblog) Zico Pure Coconut Water. It’s got [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: SoBe Black and Blue Berry Lifewater with PureVia
5 March 2009
PureVia is the zero-calorie sugar replacement from PepsiCo made from a plant called stevia. A lot of people are talking about it like it’s the new, sexy stripper headlining every night at the club and it makes Splenda look like the 45-year-old hairy, mother-of-four stripper showing off her birthing canal during the least occupied [...]
Continue reading...SoBe Life Water (Goji Melon, Agave Lemonade, Yuzu Black Currant)
7 August 2008
SoBe Life Water’s three years of existence has been much like an Elton John concert — full of flamboyant colors and lots of costume changes. The image you see above is the third packaging for the SoBe Life Water, after their first one was too similar to Vitamin Water’s and their second was distracting, [...]
Continue reading...Snapple Antioxidant Water
4 March 2008
With each having their own color and special power, I was hoping these five flavors of Snapple Vitamin Antioxidant Water would combine to form a huge robot, like Voltron: Defender of the Universe or the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger’s Megazord. Despite dressing up like King Zarkon from the Planet Doom and throwing other [...]
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14 January 2010
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