Chest Waxing

(Editor’s Note: The above video is a little over nine minutes long. Enjoy my pain.) I am sure many of you women out there do not think we men can handle pain. You may think that all men are a bunch of pussies, who cannot handle paper cuts or pushing a baby [...]

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Waxing Teaser

Some of you might be wondering how my chest waxing went this weekend. Here’s 12 seconds of pain for you. The review will be coming in the near future.

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Which Body Part Should I Get Waxed?

There are some benefits to being hairier than others. First off, winter nights don’t seem so cold because hair is wonderful insulation and I can somewhat understand why the Olsen Twins use actual animal fur to cover their meatless, Cryptkeeper-like bodies. Secondly, having ample hair follicles means having a large field available for harvest if [...]

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Match.com

Bad news: I didn’t find true love on Match.com. Good news: I’m still an eligible bachelor…ladies. (Sprays Binaca in mouth and gives a wink) I do a lot of things over the internet, like check the balances in my bank accounts, Google ex-girlfriends, read up on current events on CNN.com, self-diagnose any psychological symptoms [...]

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Driving a Convertible

Just like anger turns Bruce Banner into the Incredible Hulk and alcohol turns Mel Gibson into a ragin’ racist, I recently found out that driving a convertible turns me into an asshole. Although thankfully it didn’t turn me into a super prick asshole, like Simon Cowell is with tone deaf American Idol hopefuls. I didn’t choose the [...]

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Jockey Next to Nothing Thong/Wearing a Thong

Thongs…They’re usually worn by women, European male sunbathers, and male strippers. I think they look totally hot on women, but as for European male sunbathers and male strippers, not so much. You may think I’m a little biased about that because I’m straight, but I have female friends who also think men in thongs aren’t [...]

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The Special K Diet

I don’t know how many of you remember the Total Cereal commercial, where the announcer says something like, “It would take 28 bowls of Special K to equal the vitamins and minerals of one bowl of Total.” Well you know what Mr. Announcer, I don’t need your stinkin’ one bowl of Total Cereal, because I just [...]

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Donating Blood

(Editor’s Note: Today’s review is sort of like a public service announcement, except with possible sexual references, maybe a couple of stale Ben Affleck or Clay Aiken jokes, use of the words “bodily fluids,” followed by adolescent giggles, and without the words “the more you know” or “knowing is half the battle.”) Oh how I [...]

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Neato Neato Super Super T-Shirt Fold

(Editor’s Note: HOLY CRAP!!! A weekend review!!! Yes, a weekend review. I figured since many of you visit The Impulsive Buy on the weekend, I should give y’all a review. However, this weekend’s review is going to be slightly different than the normal product reviews The Impulsive Buy does. I’ve been [...]

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