REVIEW: Blue Diamond Crunchy Almond Butter

Get ready fair readers, because I’m about to blow your mind. According to my sources *cough* Facebook *cough*, March is National Peanut Month. After doing some research, I later found out National Peanut Lover’s Day falls on March 15th and National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day is on March 1st, which of course makes sense. However, National [...]

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REVIEW: Jif Omega-3 Creamy Peanut Butter

When I have a child, it’s good to know they will be surrounded by items that will give them the advantages and protections I didn’t have, like Baby Einstein or Baby Genius CDs, parental controlled iPods, helmets, the depreciation of spanking as a form of discipline and Jif Omega-3 Creamy Peanut Butter. I want my child [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 7/4/2009

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Sixteen beers and ten sake reviews in one evening? May God have mercy on their livers. (via TBQ) Fried ice cream that’s not fried. There’s an F-word I would use to describe [...]

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REVIEW: Dr Pepper Cherry Dessert Topper

I have a lot of friends who study psychology (you know who you are) and one of our favorite pastimes is talking about different fetishes people have or what couples do to spice up bedroom and/or in the back of a 1970’s van activities (I’m a college student who has a lot of time on [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/30/2009

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Many potatoes were harmed in this potato chip throwdown. (via Grub Grade) Milky-white Japanese sperm liqueur. Need I say more? (via The A.V. Club) Hmm…Which is the lesser of two evils? [...]

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REVIEW: Jif Natural Peanut Butter

Jif Natural is the lambskin condom of big brand peanut butter because they’re both made from natural ingredients and both feel great on my skin. While lambskin condoms are made from lamb intestines, Jif Natural Peanut Butter consists of just five simple ingredients: roasted peanuts, sugar, palm oil, salt and molasses. Being made [...]

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REVIEW: Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix

Death by Hello Kitty is not how I hope to leave this Earth, but the Hello Kitty Rice Seasoning Mix has the power to make it happen with its 2,739 milligrams of sodium per package. Although that’s not how I imagined Hello Kitty would truly off me. I figure if Hello Kitty wanted to end [...]

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Best Foods Mayonnaise with Extra Virgin Olive Oil

By itself, the smell and taste of mayonnaise is kind of disgusting, but when placed in between two slices of bread with cold cuts, cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes or mixed with potatoes, spices, hard-boiled eggs, and mustard, it tastes pretty good. This Jekyll and Hyde condiment also has a reputation for being a bitch [...]

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