Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. There’s a cereal that tastes like cupcakes, which I believe justifies all those times I ate actual cupcakes for breakfast. (via We Rate Stuff) Japan has a Corn Kit Kat. I wonder if, just like eating actual corn, it comes out [...]
Continue reading...27 August 2009
Carl’s Jr. and McDonald’s need to stop the bickering. Okay, mostly Carl’s Jr. So what if McDonald’s came out with burgers that uses Angus beef and Carl’s Jr. came out with their version of the Big Mac, called the Big Carl. Can’t they just get along because I’d hate to see this turn [...]
Continue reading...13 March 2009
Like most store-bought egg nog and some counties in Kentucky, the bourbon sauce in the new Carl’s Jr. Kentucky Bourbon Burgers contains no alcohol. Of course, this probably disappoints alcoholics looking to drink a meal with alcohol, instead of their usual drinking a meal. The Kentucky Bourbon Burger is available for a limited time [...]
Continue reading...8 December 2008
Carl’s Jr. has been promoting their new Charbroiled Steak Sandwich by saying it’s a cheap way for guys to get a steak dinner on a date, but I don’t think it’s the best strategy. The cheapest way for some dude to get a steak dinner on date night is by going to an expensive [...]
Continue reading...13 November 2008
The Carl’s Jr. Big Country Breakfast Burrito is meant for the daring. It’s made for women who are willing to dance with the guy in the corner wearing sunglasses at night, with two popped collars, and clubgoers always form a large circle around him, not because he needs space to break out his dance [...]
Continue reading...2 November 2008
Metaphorically, I always seem to put my foot in my mouth, but I’ve never been able to do it literally because I lack the flexibility of a Chinese acrobat and my feet smell like stinky cheese and ballsack sweat. However, thanks to the Carl’s Jr. Big Country Breakfast Burrito I can now experience what [...]
Continue reading...12 October 2008
When I looked at the Carl’s Jr. Guacamole Bacon Burger, which consisted of a beef patty, guacamole, two strips of bacon, melted pepper jack cheese, red onions, tomatoes, and lettuce on a toasted sesame seed bun, it reminded of three things: my hardening arteries, the movie Ghostbusters, and Christmas. This avocado lovin’ burger reminded me of [...]
Continue reading...2 March 2008
In perhaps the most random pairing since Dennis Rodman and Jean-Claude Van Damme in the horrible action flick Double Team, Carl’s Jr. and Cap’n Crunch have come together to deliver an ice cream shake that can satisfy any dairy craving. But why Cap’n Crunch? Is he not one of the lamest of all cereal mascots? [...]
Continue reading...8 January 2008
When I found out that Carl’s Jr. had a new breakfast burrito, I wasn’t too excited. One – most of Carl’s Jr.’s breakfast food consists of about five different types of ham and sausage bundled together with hash browns. It’s a little nauseating to say the least. Two − eating the Huevos Rancheros burrito in [...]
Continue reading...28 May 2007
If the new Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger — which contains a grilled slice of Dole pineapple — becomes really popular, I fear that a particular sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea might not have a home to return to. After trying the Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger, I think SpongeBob SquarePants might [...]
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