REVIEW: Oscar Mayer Turkey + Cheddar Sub Sandwich Lunchables

“Green, green gasoline. You forgot your ding-a-ling,” was what some my elementary school classmates would yell to me if I ended up with the green lunch tray in the cafeteria. To this day, I still have no idea what it means, but I do know I got the green lunch tray quite often. [...]

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Oscar Mayer Lunchables Grilled Chicken Wrapz

There’s a nine-year-old out there who thinks the Oscar Mayer Lunchables Grilled Chicken Wrapz is the greatest muthafucking thing ever. Okay, if that nine-year-old was a drunken sailor, then they would probably think that, but I don’t totally agree with that rum-filled, foul-mouthed kid. This kid-sized meal consisted of wheat tortillas, grilled chicken [...]

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