The MorningStar Farms Lasagna with Sausage-Style Crumbles does the opposite of what the cafeteria workers at my old elementary school did with lasagna. Instead of chopping vegetables, like carrots and celery, into tiny pieces in order to trick us into eating veggies, the MorningStar Farms Lasagna has decent-sized chunks of vegetables dumped right on [...]
Continue reading...13 February 2010
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Finally, reusable file folder labels. I’ve always thought file folder labels were the condom of office supplies. (via Office Supply Geek) The Winter Olympics in Canada are here and there are Maple Kit Kats to celebrate the occasion…in Japan. I wonder [...]
Continue reading...11 February 2010
It’s fitting to see a company named MorningStar Farms come out with a hot and spicy version of their veggie breakfast sausages, since Morning Star is another name for Lucifer, who likes hot and spicy places. MorningStar Farms Hot & Spicy Veggie Sausage Patties are seasoned with herbs and spices, like crushed red pepper, red bell [...]
Continue reading...7 January 2010
Like Lucky Charms marshmallows, bongs and Kardashian sisters, Hot Pockets come in an array of shapes. There’s the regular rectangular Hot Pocket, the triangular Panini Hot Pocket, the circular Deep Dish Pizzeria Hot Pocket and you can now add the strapless bra-shaped Hot Pockets SideShots Mini Cheeseburgers. Unlike most Hot Pockets, these SideShots don’t involve a [...]
Continue reading...5 December 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Thanksgiving dinner has come and gone, but you can experience a cheap facsimile of it any time of the year, if you can stomach it. (via Frozen Food Journal) Maybe it’s just me, but Bumbo would’ve been a good name for a [...]
Continue reading...19 November 2009
Nothing beats a home cooked Italian meal. The smell of the sauce simmering, the perfectly cooked al dente pasta and enough garlic to keep a Hot Topic-clad Twilight vampire poser at bay is certainly a premature foodgasm waiting to happen. When I’m in Philadelphia and away from my mommy (yes, I still call her mommy) [...]
Continue reading...5 November 2009
When the apocalypse happens and survivors are fighting over food, the Hormel Chili ‘n Spuds Chili Meal is probably one of the products they will be brawling over, along with cans of SpaghettO’s and creamed corn. It’ll be more valuable than gold, silver and platinum combined, because during the apocalypse, they will all lose [...]
Continue reading...24 October 2009
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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I don’t trust eggs with microwaves, much like I don’t trust leprechauns with pots of gold. (via Freezer Burns) You know what would go great with microwaved eggs? Fake bacon. If Dr. Seuss were alive, I think he would’ve written a [...]
Continue reading...22 October 2009
I am generally a fan of Kashi products — being a lazy pseudo-hipster who likes to buy overpriced food that’s touted as healthy without having to go through all of the effort of visiting hippie food stores and co-ops to make my own healthy food. It’s what I like to refer to as “The American [...]
Continue reading...17 October 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. If there’s one thing small beer companies know how to do better than the big beer companies, it’s give their beers names that sound unappetizing and not refreshing. (via TBQ) If it seems like I link to a lot of Japanese Kit Kat [...]
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7 March 2010
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