REVIEW: Hot Pockets SideShots Mini Cheeseburgers

Like Lucky Charms marshmallows, bongs and Kardashian sisters, Hot Pockets come in an array of shapes. There’s the regular rectangular Hot Pocket, the triangular Panini Hot Pocket, the circular Deep Dish Pizzeria Hot Pocket and you can now add the strapless bra-shaped Hot Pockets SideShots Mini Cheeseburgers. Unlike most Hot Pockets, these SideShots don’t involve a [...]

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REVIEW: Hot Pockets Supreme Pizza Deep Dish Pizzeria

Have you looked at a Hot Pocket, then looked at the nutritional facts and then thought to yourself, “Hey, there’s not enough calories and saturated fat in it, but I don’t want to eat two of them”? If so, you’re in luck because the Hot Pockets Supreme Pizza Deep Dish Pizzeria is heavier than [...]

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REVIEW: Hot Pockets Sausage, Egg & Cheese Hearty Sized Biscuits

Hot Pockets. I can hear some of you silently cheering and some of you cringing. Those of you who are saying “meh,” I shake the back of my fist wildly in the air at you. But this isn’t about how much I hate the word “meh,” it’s about the new variation of Hot Pockets [...]

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The Week in Reviews – 11/1/2008

Sick of candy from last night? This week’s Week in Reviews is 100% candy-free. No one comes out a winner in a battle between Maruchan Instant Lunch and Nissin Cup Noodles. It’s a culinary Catch-22. (via Second Rate Snacks) This movie had me at “porno.” (via Pajiba) Thanks, advancements in technology. Not only [...]

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The Week in Reviews – 10/4/2008

It was a week full of product reviews that made me wonder “WTF?” Here are a few of them. Oreo…I’ve lost a little respect for you because you’ve whored yourself out. Oreo pie crust I can understand, but Oreo straws? That’s where I draw the line. (via Gigi-Reviews) I’m not sure what the word [...]

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Hot Pockets Philly Steak and Cheese Croissant

If Hot Pockets were a movie franchise, it would probably be Batman. Like Batman, the Hot Pocket has a crusty exterior but a center that burns hotter than a thousand blazing suns. Anyone who’s ever scorched their taste buds on a Pocket after not waiting the recommended minute can attest to this. Both franchises bring [...]

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