Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I’m disappointed Hawaiian Punch Jelly Beans won’t turn my mouth red like actual Hawaiian Punch does. How else am I going to look like a Twilight fanboy? (via ZOMG Candy) A Tip for Guys: I’m pretty sure giving heart-shaped Peeps to [...]
Continue reading...16 November 2009
They say every time you reject a Girl Scout’s offer to buy their cookies, you take one step closer to hell. Because I believe there is some truth to those words, I have yet to decline the saleswomanship of a Girl Scout who comes up to me as I walk out of my favorite grocery store [...]
Continue reading...28 October 2009
You might be thinking these new Nabisco Oreo and Nutter Butter Dipped Delight Bars 100 Calorie Packs are awesome because, after all, they contain either Nutter Butter or Oreo cookies. But if you really love those cookies, you’ll stay away from these bars because they will taint whatever love you have for them. [...]
Continue reading...3 September 2009
For those of you who aren’t familiar with porn, when two guys are having intercourse with one woman at the same time, the genre (yes, there are genres) is called double penetration. But I don’t like that term, because it seems a bit too harsh and violent. I’d like to start a movement to [...]
Continue reading...2 September 2009
Seriously, the Limited Edition Chips Ahoy! Fudge Bites was the best idea that came out of some brainstorming meeting at Nabisco to come up with new cookies. That must have been one short meeting because it looks like a product that took five seconds to come up with. For a limited edition cookie, [...]
Continue reading...29 July 2009
What is black, white and red all over? An Oreo Fudge Sundae Creme on top of an apple. HA! HA! HA! I know. Right about now you want to punch me in the face for that horrible riddle. I’ll admit, it wasn’t at all impressive and, just to let you know, I punched myself in [...]
Continue reading...5 June 2009
It doesn’t take much to make my nipples hard. A light winter breeze, a cold shower or reading a Harry Potter book by candlelight in only my boxers all have the ability to areolas extendus. But nothing gets my nipples stiffer than the combination of chocolate and peanut butter. It’s so bad that [...]
Continue reading...23 March 2009
I’ve yet to have any fun with these Nabisco Oreo Fun Stix. I should be having a blast with them because, after all, the word “fun” is in its name, but I’ve gone through almost the entire box and I haven’t gotten any entertainment out of them; not even by trying to light them [...]
Continue reading...21 February 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs, wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Jell-O shots can now be good for you, sorority girls everywhere rejoice! (via Gigi Reviews) Speaking of girls I have no chance with, I hate cheerleader movies because they remind me that I wasn’t [...]
Continue reading...22 November 2008
Yay! Reviews I didn’t write! The current trend in energy drinks are these “shots,” like this one from Full Throttle, which is another thing that proves that size doesn’t matter. (via Energy Drink Reviews) I believe I read that tilapia is considered a delicacy in the rest of the United States, but here in Hawaii, [...]
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23 January 2010
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