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NEWS: Ben & Jerry’s New Boston Cream Pie Flavor Probably Thinks Ben & Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk Is Wicked Retahded
I’ve eaten a lot of fattening foods in my short lifetime, which have probably shortened my lifespan, but I’ve never had a Boston Cream Pie. When I went to the all-knowing Wikipedia to learn about it, I found out it’s actually a cake. Or is it? I’m so confused. Well at least I [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie
20 January 2010
I don’t think I’ve ever met a flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream that I didn’t like, even their new Limited Batch Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie. I don’t know if I like them all because I’m high or because they’re high. If I were high, I’d think anything tastes awesome. But I [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Lovin’ Scoopful Caramel Chocolate Heaven Ice Cream
3 December 2009
I wish the company Lovin’ Scoopful would change its name to Spoon Lovin’ because I just want to lie down next to their Caramel Chocolate Heaven Ice Cream with my chest facing its curved back and then stick my spoon in it. I’ll keep thrusting my spoon into it and scooping out pleasure until [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Edwards Singles Hot Fudge Brownie with Creamy Ice Cream
16 October 2009
Surprisingly, in real life, the Edwards Singles Hot Fudge Brownie with Creamy Ice Cream looks very similar to the picture on the box. This is a rare occurrence. For years, companies have always tried to make their products more appealing in photos than they are in real life, except some Ralph Lauren ads. Each [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Kemps Mint Chip IttiBitz
28 September 2009
About 14 years ago, the local movie theatre near my childhood home added something new and unusual to their regular food lineup of lukewarm hotdogs, jumbo-sized sodas and the extra-large popcorn that I’m pretty sure was enough to feed an entire farm; from the little chicks to the overweight farmer and his wife. Dippin’ Dots [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Blue Bunny Raspberry Vanilla Aspen Frozen Yogurt Granola Bars
26 August 2009
It’s pretty pathetic that someone born and raised in New England has never gone skiing. It’s even more pathetic that this person spent a week at a mountain resort town in Switzerland and not once strapped on the skis and tried the bunny slope. The same person would probably not even consider skiing in the [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 7/4/2009
4 July 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Sixteen beers and ten sake reviews in one evening? May God have mercy on their livers. (via TBQ) Fried ice cream that’s not fried. There’s an F-word I would use to describe [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road
2 July 2009
Ben & Jerry’s latest creation, Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road, honors Sir Elton John’s first-ever Vermont appearance in 2008. If Elton John wanted to honor the ice cream that honors him in lyrical form, I believe it might go something like this: Goodbye skinny jeans Though I never really used you at all You had the strength to [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Cold Stone Creamery JELL-O Pudding Ice Cream (Butterscotch & Chocolate)
12 June 2009
Without knowing it Cold Stone Creamery, with their JELL-O Pudding Ice Cream, created a new idiom to express boredom to go along with watching paint dry and watching grass grow. Now whenever you have to watch something boring, like C-SPAN, you can say it’s like watching Cold Stone Creamery’s JELL-O Pudding Ice Cream melt, [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Starbucks Coffee Ice Cream
11 June 2009
As a place that is known for its calorie-filled coffee concoctions, I wasn’t surprised that Starbucks has their own line of calorie-filled coffee ice cream concoctions, although these pints of ice cream can’t be bought in one of the dozens of Starbucks locations within a 10 miles radius of you. The new Starbucks Ice [...]
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11 February 2010
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