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REVIEW: Limited Edition Mint Fudge Covered Oreo
They say every time you reject a Girl Scout’s offer to buy their cookies, you take one step closer to hell. Because I believe there is some truth to those words, I have yet to decline the saleswomanship of a Girl Scout who comes up to me as I walk out of my favorite grocery store [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Nabisco Dipped Delight Bars 100 Calorie Packs (Oreo & Nutter Butter)
28 October 2009
You might be thinking these new Nabisco Oreo and Nutter Butter Dipped Delight Bars 100 Calorie Packs are awesome because, after all, they contain either Nutter Butter or Oreo cookies. But if you really love those cookies, you’ll stay away from these bars because they will taint whatever love you have for them. [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Golden Double Stuf Oreo
3 September 2009
For those of you who aren’t familiar with porn, when two guys are having intercourse with one woman at the same time, the genre (yes, there are genres) is called double penetration. But I don’t like that term, because it seems a bit too harsh and violent. I’d like to start a movement to [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Limited Edition Oreo Fudge Sundae Creme
29 July 2009
What is black, white and red all over? An Oreo Fudge Sundae Creme on top of an apple. HA! HA! HA! I know. Right about now you want to punch me in the face for that horrible riddle. I’ll admit, it wasn’t at all impressive and, just to let you know, I punched myself in [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Peanut Butter Creme Oreo Cakesters
5 June 2009
It doesn’t take much to make my nipples hard. A light winter breeze, a cold shower or reading a Harry Potter book by candlelight in only my boxers all have the ability to areolas extendus. But nothing gets my nipples stiffer than the combination of chocolate and peanut butter. It’s so bad that [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Nabisco Oreo Fun Stix
23 March 2009
I’ve yet to have any fun with these Nabisco Oreo Fun Stix. I should be having a blast with them because, after all, the word “fun” is in its name, but I’ve gone through almost the entire box and I haven’t gotten any entertainment out of them; not even by trying to light them [...]
Continue reading...The Week in Reviews – 11/15/2008
15 November 2008
There’s only 40 more days until Christmas. None of the following will make a decent Christmas present, unless you don’t like the person you’re giving them to. It began with 5-Hour Energy. Now it’s six hours of energy? You know what gives me 16-18 hours of energy? Sleep and hitting the snooze [...]
Continue reading...Limited Edition Oreo Banana Split Creme
12 September 2008
The Limited Edition Oreo Banana Split Cream Creme is intriguing because bananas and chocolate have a good chemistry together like Kate and Allie, Cagney and Lacey, or any other 1980s television duo that 30 percent of you probably have never heard of. This is the second limited edition Oreo that Nabisco has introduced this year, [...]
Continue reading...Limited Edition Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Creme
25 April 2008
All right, Limited Edition Oreo Strawberry Milkshake Creme, let’s get you into these stirrups. Are you comfortable? Okay, we’re going to take this step by step. I’m now going to insert the speculum to separate your cookie. Yes, “cookie” is an approved scientific term and we use it all the time [...]
Continue reading...Double Stuf Oreo Peanut Butter Creme
7 July 2005
When I was little, I used to think the Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney song Ebony and Ivory was about Oreo cookies. I would sing the chorus of the song over and over as I separated the white creme from the chocolate cookies and placed them in separate piles. Of course, when I got older, [...]
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16 November 2009
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