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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 8/8/2009

8 August 2009

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I guess I missed the memo. Apparently, it’s Taco Bell Volcano Nachos Review Week. (via We Rate Stuff, Everyview and Grub Grade) My bucket list contains another list of fast food places I want to try, like Sonic, Five Guys and Chick-fil-A. [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cinnabon Bars (Original and Caramel)

6 July 2009

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Even if it has the name Cinnabon on its packaging, like the Kellogg’s Cinnabon Bars, how can any product reach the high level that a fresh Cinnabon cinnamon roll achieves? It’s impossible to match the orgasmic combination of warm dough, Makara Cinnamon and cream cheese frosting. That triple threat has the power to [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Blueberry Muffin Pop-Tarts

1 July 2009

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Oh. Dear. Lord. Stop reproducing, Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts! You’re making the Octomom and all the reality show fertility families on TLC look normal. What are you up to now, forty or so offspring? I bet they just slide right out of you now, yelling “Weeeeee!!!” as they come through your birth canal. Aren’t [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Strawberry Filled Eggo Waffles

23 June 2009

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I’ve decided what I want to be when I grow up. Screw being a quasi-product review blogger editor. I want to be the one who comes up with new frozen waffle variations because it sounds like it’s the frickin’ easiest job in the world. If I were in charge of developing new [...]

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NEWS: Enjoy A 99% Cleaner Way To Eat Cinnabon With Kellogg’s Cinnabon Snack Bars

2 June 2009

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Cinnabon is a staple of malls across America. Each store’s sweet, cinnamon scent is the bait that lures hungry shoppers to the cashier, who is waiting for those poor souls to cough up the cash for the gooey, sugary taste of a Cinnabon cinnamon roll topped with frosting. Armed with a fork and [...]

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NEWS: Kellogg’s Adds Honey To Corn Flakes To Make Them Slightly Less Damn Boring

28 May 2009

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When I want to express how boring something is, I occasionally use the phrase, “It’s like watching paint dry.” But when I want to mix it up, I use the line, “It’s like eating Corn Flakes.” Or, “It’s like watching C-SPAN with the volume turned down.” Corn Flakes is a cereal I don’t pay attention [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Jumbo Multi-Grain Krispies

25 May 2009

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While frolicking through the cereal aisle, I like to think that each brand has its own personality. Corn Flakes is that friend you can always trust, but isn’t very exciting until she’s dressed up in something sassy. Raisin Bran is an elderly man at a nursing home who is always up for telling [...]

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NEWS: Kellogg’s Sets Up Possible Nerd Rumble With New Star Trek Cereal That’s Similar To A Star Wars Cereal

9 April 2009

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The new Star Trek Cereal boldly goes where other cereals that promoted movies with the word “star” in them have gone before. It’s made up of sweetened oat cereal and marshmallows, which were the same ingredients found in 2005’s Star Wars Cereal. These similarities might lead to a confrontation between Star Wars [...]

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NEWS: New Special K Protein Shakes May Prove Once and For All That Women Do Fart

31 March 2009

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Whenever I think of a protein shake, I think of those HUGE canisters of protein shake mix my old roommate used to buy from GNC to gain muscle. They came in different flavors, like chocolate and strawberry. I’m not sure how the protein shake mix worked, but I assume he gained muscle [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Chocolate Banana Split Pop-Tarts

9 March 2009

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The banana split is a highlight of American dessert ingenuity and the ultimate dessert for those who want to give a big middle finger and a loud “fuck it” to their diets. A classic version of this ice cream dessert includes scoops of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream placed in single file on [...]

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