Gizmo was so cute in the movie Gremlins. Those big eyes made me want to pet him and his soft fur made me want to use him as a mop to clean my floors. If I ever get the opportunity to clean my apartment with a mogwai, I might use Method’s new Dilutable [...]
Continue reading...3 June 2009
Before the period in my life when I went to the beach to take voyeuristic photos of women in bikinis so that I could post them on the internet and before my current fear of taking off my shirt in public, I went to the beach to enjoy the salty air, cool blue water and [...]
Continue reading...6 April 2009
As some of you know, I have a tendency to do things with the sexy, curvy bottles from the eco-friendly personal care and home cleaning product company Method that in all human cases would force me to have to register as a sex offender. I will admit that I’m a little too friendly with them and [...]
Continue reading...28 July 2008
I’d like to think I’m an eco-friendly person. I recycle plastic bottles, glass, newspapers, and cardboard; I drive 40 miles per hour on the freeway and get called “grandma” by non-eco-friendly drivers to maximize my car’s gas mileage; I take lame gifts given to me, rewrap them, and give them to someone else; [...]
Continue reading...20 August 2007
Meditation is something I try to do whenever I want to clear my mind, body, and soul. I’ll just sit on the floor with my legs crossed, close my eyes, inhale deeply, hold each breath for a moment, and then slowly exhale. Chanting sutras are optional…and so are clothing. I like to call my [...]
Continue reading...22 May 2007
Oh, Sir Mix-A-Lot, I now feel your pain and truly understand when you said, “I’m tired of magazines, sayin’ flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that, she gotta pack much back.” The new Method Bloq line lacks the most noticeable attribute about Method cleaning products — their juicy, [...]
Continue reading...16 May 2005
Over the past nine months, The Impulsive Buy has reviewed a couple of products from the company Method because ever since reading an article about the company in the magazine Business 2.0, I’ve gone gaga over the company, like they were… a. Opening day movie tickets for Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith. b. [...]
Continue reading...16 March 2005
I love living on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but living here has its share of disadvantages. For example, I can’t take long road trips here. On the mainland, you can drive to another state or another country and see something different. For example, if you live in California, you [...]
Continue reading...27 December 2004
Do you know a relative, friend, co-worker, or mistress who’s a little too obsessive compulsive? Sure, we all know one. They wash their hands over 30 times a day; have a Costco-sized bottle of waterless hand sanitizer on their desk; opens public restroom doors with a paper towel; puts enough layers of sanitary covers on [...]
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9 June 2009
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