WEEK IN REVIEWS – 11/5/2011

Written by | November 5, 2011

Topics: Candy, Misc, Planters

London 2012 Olympic Mascot Wenlock

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Soooo…the mascot for the London Olympics…um, what is it supposed to be? With the gigantic eye, I’m guessing it represents the thousands of closed-circuit television surveillance cameras all over London. (via Foodstuff Finds)

Paper hole puncher review! Or as I like to call them, confetti makers. Or as janitorial people call them, The Devil. (via Office Supply Geek)

I’m disappointed this Alaskan wilderness trail mix doesn’t contain bear, moose, salmon, or crude oil. (via Foodette Reviews)

Bazooka Gum has a comic strip on its wrapper. The wrappers on these Maoam chews have what I assume are Kama Sutra position instructions. (via Candyblog)

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/12/2011

Written by | February 12, 2011

Topics: Energy Drink, Gum, Misc

be wary (of bad spelling)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Whoever came up with the name for the coffee energy drink Monster Xpresso Midnite should’ve drank an energy drink before coming up with the name, because, perhaps, they wouldn’t have been so lazy with its spelling. (via Energy Fiend)

Thanks caffeinated pantyhose! You’re giving the chipper, hyper, and annoying female co-worker another way they can be even more chipper, hyper, and annoying. (via Possessed by Caffeine)

Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit has a juicy secret. I hope its juicy secret is that it killed a man. (via Sugar Pressure)

Spreadable light port wine cheese sounds gross, but the Wikipedia entry for port wine cheese is awesome. (via Clearance Cuisine)

There’s a beauty beverage called Self. I wonder how many spoonfuls of sugar I’d have to add to it to make it self-conscious? (via Probably Edible)

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THE DAY IN REVIEWS – 1/10/2011

Written by | January 10, 2011

Topics: Energy Drink, Gum, Ice Cream, Misc

Tiny Habanero

Here are a few product review posted today from other blogs we follow.

It seems the “dash of ginseng” in the Trident Vitality Awaken gum doesn’t do anything to perk someone up. Perhaps a dash of habanero seeds would’ve been more effective or whatever virus turns living people in zombies, because zombies never go to sleep. (via Gum Alert)

This alliteration sounds gross. (via Foodstuff Finds)

Who needs a high powered blender to make a milkshake? You can make a milkshake with this ice cream, milk, a spoon and your sexy high powered body to stir. (via On Second Scoop)

I wonder if I can crush a Lighter Spider Energy Drink can with a rolled up newspaper. (via Caffeine King)

I’m extremely disappointed The Megaclip is not a SyFy original movie. (via Office Supply Geek)

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 11/20/2010

Written by | November 20, 2010

Topics: Candy, Chips, Energy Drink, Misc

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Hey! There are lightbulb-shaped paper clips. Now I can have an appropriately shaped clip where I can keep together my creative ideas. All I need now is a couch-shaped paper clip so that I can have an appropriately shaped clip to keep together my creative ideas that I will never start because I’m either too lazy or not motivated enough to follow through with them. (via Office Supply Geek)

Japan has an Adult KitKat. I’m surprised it doesn’t come with used schoolgirl panties. (via Jen Ken’s Kit Kat Blog

Popcorn that tastes like Rice Krispies Treats? If only they could figure out how to get wheat involved. It would create a top world crops trifecta, and give starving people in Africa another reason to dislike us. (via Foodette Reviews)

Doritos cheese crackers? Is there any flat, crunchy snack Doritos won’t turn radioactive orange? (via Munchies Blog)

There’s an energy drink that’s being marketed to soccer players, or for our international readers, an energy drink that’s being marketed to football players, or for those Americans who accidentally found themselves watching soccer on TV, an energy drink that helps them stay awake while watching soccer on TV. (via BevReview, Screaming Energy and Caffeine-A-Holic)

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 10/2/2010

Written by | October 2, 2010

Topics: Candy, Doritos, Misc, Wheat Thins

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

A Shrimp Mayonnaise Pizza Doritos? Tell me more as I throw up into the trash can next to my desk. (via Food Junk)

Chocolate with a touch of sea salt sounds good, but I prefer my chocolate to be choked with peanut butter. (via Probably Edible)

Wheat Thins now come in stick form. If they came in drumstick form, would they still be considered thin and would they be able to survive a Tommy Lee drum solo. (via Does It Hit The Spot)

Is it just me or does this battery operated eraser looks like it could be a multitasker? (via Office Supply Geek)

Great! A bigger candy corn. The smaller ones already haunt my dreams. Now I’m going to have a nightmare that has this bigger candy corn popping out of me like the alien did out of Kane’s chest in the movie Aliens. (via Candyblog)

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 9/25/2010

Written by | September 25, 2010

Topics: Ben & Jerry's, Energy Drink, Misc, Wrigley

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

I didn’t know there were Xbox 360 controller-shaped caffeinated soaps. I guess it’ll give me something else to play with while in the shower. (via Possessed By Caffeine)

Wrigley produced chewing gums that are supposed to taste like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream and Strawberry Shortcake. Hey, Wrigley! You know what would make a great flavor for gum? Listerine. Or meat. (via Foodette Reviews and Snack Love)

If I don’t get a Ghostbusters 3 movie next year, the only way I could cope is by toasting Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows with a proton pack stream. (via Caffeine-A-Holic)

If you want to consume 1,800 milligrams of caffeine and 37,500 percent of your daily recommended intake of vitamin B12 at one time, now you can. But I wouldn’t recommend it, unless you want to experience the greatest crash ever — death. (via What I Drink At Work)

Ben & Jerry’s now has a snickerdoodle ice cream, which means they’ve created ice cream flavors of two of my least favorite cookies: snickerdoodles and ginger snaps. I hope they don’t make an ice cream based on my third least favorite cookie — the Spritzgebäck. (via On Second Scoop)

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