Sorry for the lack of reviews this week. I’ve been in a generic NyQuil-induced haze for the past week. If you’ve read this week’s only review, you should know that NyQuil + review writing = most depressing review ever. Anyhoo, here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

You got your mozzarella sticks in my grilled cheese sandwich! You got your grilled cheese sandwich wrapped around my mozzarella sticks! Two great tastes that taste great together. And a pop culture reference that readers under age of 25 may not get. (via Junk Food Betty)

I didn’t think it was possible, but someone made a vampire movie that Twilight haters will hate more than Twilight. (via Pajiba)

I wonder why a mint would be labeled “professional.” I also wonder if sales of Count Chocula have gone up since this Twilight craze began. (via Sweets Blog)

There’s a loaf concoction called Yoga Bread. I guess I finally have something appropriate to eat whenever I’m lounging in my yoga leotard. (via Yum Yucky)

If wearing Ed Hardy clothes make one look like a douchebag on the outside, will eating Ed Hardy Coffee Rocks make one become a douchebag on the inside. Or for those who are already douchebags, does it make them douchebaggier? (via Caffeine-A-Holic)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Maybe it’s just me, but: Clone Troopers + Mexican Frozen Treat + Review = Win. (via Food Junk)

Wanna make a wine cooler sound even more feminine? Just add the word “Escapes” to its name. (via The Grease Fire)

Isn’t having 7 Up AND Clear in a product’s name a little redundant? (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

I could see the Sharpie Liquid Pencil being popular with those who vandalize public restrooms. The three days it takes to completely dry gives vandals time to correct mistakes so that those who are looking for a good time won’t get a wrong number. (via Office Supply Geek)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

A company named Molotov has a mango and Tapatio Salsa Picante energy drink. Muy bueno? O muy loco? (via ED Junkie)

These man-shaped paper clips either have really large noses or they’re anatomically correct. (via Office Supply Geek)

Suck it, Pepsi Japan! We have rhubarb soda. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! (via Soda Giant)

It seems Doritos is getting better at making their chips taste like meat. I wonder if Taco Bell will start putting it in their tacos, because it might be an upgrade to what they have now. (via We Rate Stuff)

Speaking of Taco Bell, they’re now attempting to make real Mexican tacos found in cantinas. Well, that’s all fine and dandy, but how about they focus on why their food works well as a laxative. (via Grub Grade)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Kawaii!!! Totemo kawaii!!! (via Candyblog and Snack Love)

Baconnaise = disgusting. Lite mayo = disgusting. Baconnaise Lite = The worst sounding condiment since belacan, a fermented ground shrimp paste. (via Grub Grade)

Wow! Someone ate the Carl’s Jr. Footlong Burger and didn’t die from doing so. Find that man and study his body for science. (via Holy Taco)

There’s an energy drink called Caffeine. But why isn’t there an energy drink called Energy Drink? With the clusterfuck of energy drinks available, mathematically there should’ve been an Energy Drink energy drink by now. (via Caffeine-A-Holic)

I’d really like to watch what happens to an unwitting mother who gives a caffeinated popsicle to her young child at an amusement park. (Sugar + caffeine) + child = birth control for spectators of the child at the amusement park. (via ED Junkie)

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a man using their wife’s eye moisturizer. Just like there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man using foundation to cover his blemishes or any skin discoloration, powder to set the foundation, eye shadow to accentuate his eyelids, lipstick to make his lips redder, mascara to make his lashes look longer and blush to make his cheekbones stand out. (via Review Spew)

Happy Fourth of July! Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Blue Bunny has a red, white and blue popsicle that allow me to suck on America. Or the UK. Or Norway. Or the Czech Republic. Or France. Or Iceland. Or Cambodia. Or Liberia. Or Samoa. (via Freezer Burns)

I think Claim Jumper should rename their Turtle Pie because with 4.5 grams of trans fat per slice, it will be hard to live as long as a turtle by eating it. (via Frozen Food Journal)

There’s a hot dog-shaped bubble gum and it looks realistic. But it would be even more realistic if it came in packs of ten and also included a package of hot dog bun-shaped gum that came in a pack of eight. (via Sugar Pressure)

7-Eleven’s aluminum Slurpee straws are back, but I get more excited when 7-Eleven brings back their Extreme Gulp containers. (via We Rate Stuff)

The Trader Joe’s Fiberful Fruit and Veggie Bar is a wonderful reminder that we all should put on sunscreen and not spend too much time out in the sun this summer. (via Gigi Reviews)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

The UK has an ice cream that tastes like the innards of a Cadbury Creme Egg. Well, it looks like the UK now has two foods that sound totally unappealing to me, that ice cream and haggis. (via Foodstuff Finds)

The new Robin Hood movie has no merry men. But I hope Russell Crowe is, at least, wearing green tights and a feather in his hat. (via Pajiba)

I didn’t know there were pens specifically made for writing on envelopes. I wonder if they’ll make a pen specifically made for writing on the faces of passed out drunk people at a party. (via Office Supply Geek)

Dear American Ice Cream Companies: Make me an ice cream sandwich that look like this and I promise I will gain 20 pounds because of you. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

Twix re-released their Java and Triple Chocolate varieties. That’s great. But whose Twix do I have stroke in order to get the Cookies & Cream Twix to come back? (via Sugar Pressure)