I just found my summer jam, y’all! New Kids on the Block “Summertime.” I’m going to bump this track in my white 2003 Toyota Corolla LE that only elderly Asian women seem to drive with stock speakers, stock CD player, and my loan paid off on it. HOLLAAA! It’s better than [...]
Continue reading...1 October 2006
The Shopping Cart takes a look at things that I’ve bought, but am too lazy to write a full review for. What I’m Wearing That Shows My Inability To Properly Use Long Hard Things Yes, I don’t know how to use chopsticks, especially those damn long plastic Chinese chopsticks. My Japanese ancestors are probably rolling in their graves…Oh [...]
Continue reading...20 September 2006
(Editor’s Note: Before I begin this review, I think it’s necessary for you to hear a 30 second sample before reading the rest of this review, because I don’t know how many of you have listened to this song. So click here to hear the sample.) Today, I’m going to explain the anatomy of [...]
Continue reading...5 September 2006
(Editor’s Note: Today, I’m introducing a new section at The Impulsive Buy called The Shopping Cart, which will consist of products that I’ve purchased, but won’t write a full review for, and products that I’m lusting over, but either can’t afford, can’t find, or it’s only available in dark alleys.) What I’m Listening To That [...]
Continue reading...29 June 2006
I have to admit that I was wrong and I should never judge a book by its night vision sex tape. I’ve made lots of fun of Paris Hilton, along with everyone else not named Paris Hilton, but I’m proud of her for trying to find her niche in the world. Sure no one really [...]
Continue reading...23 March 2005
I always get a tingling sensation when I buy a compilation CD that consists of bands that I’ve never heard of. It gets me excited because I like to think of it as playing musical Russian Roulette, just spin the CD and hope none of the bands give me a headache. Of course, it’s very [...]
Continue reading...9 February 2005
Damn you, VH1’s I Love the 80s and I Love the 90s for sticking in my head those songs that I’d like to forget. But now they’re stuck in my head and I have the urge to buy them. I’m a Barbie Girl/In the Barbie world/Life in plastic/It’s fantastic/You can brush my hair/Undress me everywhere/Imagination/Life [...]
Continue reading...28 October 2004
About three hours ago, I purchased the new U2 single “Vertigo.” Actually, it’s not really that new, since it was released a month ago on the iTunes Music Store. When I first heard of the new U2 song, I was looking forward to listening to it, since I’m a semi-U2 fan. However, after listening [...]
Continue reading...22 September 2004
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B is for Bug I have the iTunes Music Store bug. So far I’ve bought 453 songs from iTunes. Although as you regular Impulsive Buy readers may know, 117 of those came from the Mozart: Symphonies collection I bought a few months back in my attempt to win the iTunes 1,000,000th download contest. [...]
Continue reading...23 August 2004
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I bought this album for one reason: To win the iTunes Music Store one-millionth download contest. The person who downloaded the one-millionth song was going to win a whole mess of sweet Apple stuff and I thought it was going to be mine, because of my elaborate plan. First, I created an [...]
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