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REVIEW: Dove Men+Care Clean Comfort Body and Face Wash
Dear James Cameron, I’ve never seen your billion dollar blockbuster Titanic. You can blame Celine Dion for that. But I recently paid over fifteen dollars to watch your latest billion dollar blockbuster Avatar in 3D, so it seems you finally got your money from me that you should’ve gotten with Titanic. Even though [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Pepto-Bismol InstaCool Still Can’t Make Getting Diarrhea Cool
26 January 2010
For my heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, nausea and diarrhea, I trust Pepto-Bismol. But only because it rhymes with rectal dismal. I have a lot of faith in medications that rhyme with a symptom I’m feeling. Their latest product is Pepto-Bismol with InstaCool, which are chewable tablets with a peppermint flavor and cooling sensation. [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Trident Layers Gum (Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus & Green Apple + Golden Pineapple)
14 October 2009
If Bud Light is going to make up a word like “drinkability” in order to describe their shitty, watery beer, I’m going to create my own lingo when talking about chewing gum. Despite what a few people think, some chewing gums don’t taste the same. Is a show starring Alec Baldwin the same as a [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Orbit Pina Colada Gum
13 October 2009
I wish Orbit Gum would stop pussyfooting around it. The girly drink flavors have to come to an end and they have to develop beer-flavored chewing gum. It seems like the next logical step for Orbit, unless they want to go all Willy Wonka on us and make a three-course-dinner gum. I’ve [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Eclipse Breeze Gum (Exotic Berry & Exotic Mint)
12 October 2009
The Eclipse Breeze Gum contains an ingredient called cardamom, which sounds less like an ingredient and more like a dancehall reggae artist. Big up! According to the packaging, “Cardamom is a natural ingredient that has been used for centuries in Asian and India to freshen breath and is scientifically proven to neutralize even the [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 10/10/2009
10 October 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Call me old school, but I believe gum should be used to hide that fact that one has been drinking, not enhance it. (via Snack Love) I wonder how well antibacterial pencils would do in a pencil fight. (via Office Supply Geek) It [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Orbit Positively Pomegranate Gum
28 July 2009
Pomegranate used to be one of those foods that pretentious, health conscious people in intellectual, or gourmet culinary, circles used to brag about at art auctions or fundraising benefits for obscure diseases. Now, it seems that pomegranate is that indie band who sold out by signing with a major label and having their Top 40 [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Uber Bubble Stride Gum
22 July 2009
I was once left with a case of blue balls because a woman said to me on my college dorm room bed that French kissing me is like French kissing a dog because my tongue just hangs out of my mouth and there’s drool everywhere. While I did come back with the line, “Well, [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: One A Day VitaCraves Gummies
16 July 2009
These new One A Day VitaCraves Gummies come in fruit shapes, but I prefer my gummy multivitamins to come in bear form, so that I can tear them apart limb by limb and say, “That’s what you get for stealing my pic-a-nic basket” or “That’s what you get for scaring me and making me cry [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Beemans Gum
10 July 2009
Like the late great Anna Nicole Smith, I’m fond of old things, but unlike Miss Smith, the old things I enjoy does not include fossils of billionaire oil tycoons or expired bottles of TrimSpa found underneath a purple velvet sofa cushion that Bobby Trendy picked out while I thought I was Prince (Is it too [...]
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4 February 2010
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