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REVIEW: Dove Men+Care Clean Comfort Body and Face Wash
Dear James Cameron, I’ve never seen your billion dollar blockbuster Titanic. You can blame Celine Dion for that. But I recently paid over fifteen dollars to watch your latest billion dollar blockbuster Avatar in 3D, so it seems you finally got your money from me that you should’ve gotten with Titanic. Even though [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Olay Body Hydrate Botanical Fusion Body Wash
8 June 2009
It is hard to believe that in two months it will be the 40th anniversary of that mud-covered, bong water-flavored, musical love-fest known as Woodstock. Even though I wasn’t actually there since I was born eighteen years after the harmonious event, I’m pretty sure I know what it was like to be in the crowd [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Method Sea Minerals Marine Naturals Body Wash
3 June 2009
Before the period in my life when I went to the beach to take voyeuristic photos of women in bikinis so that I could post them on the internet and before my current fear of taking off my shirt in public, I went to the beach to enjoy the salty air, cool blue water and [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Method Kid Squeaky Green Fuzzy Peach 3-in-1 Shampoo
6 April 2009
As some of you know, I have a tendency to do things with the sexy, curvy bottles from the eco-friendly personal care and home cleaning product company Method that in all human cases would force me to have to register as a sex offender. I will admit that I’m a little too friendly with them and [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Axe Dark Temptation Shower Gel
29 December 2008
I’m pretty sure that despite what Axe shows in their commercials, no guy has ever gotten laid because of an Axe body spray, deodorant, or shower gel. Some guy might say it was, but I’m positive that he got laid for other reasons, like alcohol, the woman’s need for a green card, desperation or [...]
Continue reading...Burt’s Bees Milk & Shea Butter Body Wash
19 March 2008
The Burt’s Bees Milk & Shea Butter Body Wash is 98.50 percent all natural. I too am 98.50 percent all natural when I walk around my apartment. What is the non-natural 1.5 percent when I’m strut my stuff in my apartment? It is a sheer polyester g-string with gold sequins…and I work [...]
Continue reading...Bath & Body Works Men’s Cool Spring Shower Gel
18 February 2008
The scent of the Bath & Body Works Men’s Cool Spring Shower Gel takes me back to the mid-1990s because it smells very similar to my cologne of choice back in those days — Davidoff’s Cool Water, or as I called it, “Liquid Sexy.” For me, the mid-1990s was a time of freedom, during which [...]
Continue reading...Every Man Jack Citrus Scrub Body Wash
18 December 2007
I’d like to think I’m an every man. Just your typical Y chromosome. HIGH FIVE! Like most guys, I love watching sports. Whenever my favorite sport, figure skating, is on, I get all crazy over that shit. Whenever my boyz come over to watch a competition, we all represent by putting on tight sequin [...]
Continue reading...Bath & Body Works Temptations Iced Tea Twist
8 July 2007
Right now, I want you to close your eyes and imagine me washing my body with the Bath & Body Works Temptations Iced Tea Twist. Do you like what you’re picturing in your mind? If you’re having a hard time thinking of what my lathered up bod looks like, let me help you [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: I Like My Method Bottles Like Flo Jo
22 May 2007
Oh, Sir Mix-A-Lot, I now feel your pain and truly understand when you said, “I’m tired of magazines, sayin’ flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that, she gotta pack much back.” The new Method Bloq line lacks the most noticeable attribute about Method cleaning products — their juicy, [...]
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