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REVIEW: Trident Layers Gum (Wild Strawberry + Tangy Citrus & Green Apple + Golden Pineapple)
If Bud Light is going to make up a word like “drinkability” in order to describe their shitty, watery beer, I’m going to create my own lingo when talking about chewing gum. Despite what a few people think, some chewing gums don’t taste the same. Is a show starring Alec Baldwin the same as a [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Orbit Pina Colada Gum
13 October 2009
I wish Orbit Gum would stop pussyfooting around it. The girly drink flavors have to come to an end and they have to develop beer-flavored chewing gum. It seems like the next logical step for Orbit, unless they want to go all Willy Wonka on us and make a three-course-dinner gum. I’ve [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Eclipse Breeze Gum (Exotic Berry & Exotic Mint)
12 October 2009
The Eclipse Breeze Gum contains an ingredient called cardamom, which sounds less like an ingredient and more like a dancehall reggae artist. Big up! According to the packaging, “Cardamom is a natural ingredient that has been used for centuries in Asian and India to freshen breath and is scientifically proven to neutralize even the [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 10/10/2009
10 October 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Call me old school, but I believe gum should be used to hide that fact that one has been drinking, not enhance it. (via Snack Love) I wonder how well antibacterial pencils would do in a pencil fight. (via Office Supply Geek) It [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Orbit Positively Pomegranate Gum
28 July 2009
Pomegranate used to be one of those foods that pretentious, health conscious people in intellectual, or gourmet culinary, circles used to brag about at art auctions or fundraising benefits for obscure diseases. Now, it seems that pomegranate is that indie band who sold out by signing with a major label and having their Top 40 [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Uber Bubble Stride Gum
22 July 2009
I was once left with a case of blue balls because a woman said to me on my college dorm room bed that French kissing me is like French kissing a dog because my tongue just hangs out of my mouth and there’s drool everywhere. While I did come back with the line, “Well, [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Beemans Gum
10 July 2009
Like the late great Anna Nicole Smith, I’m fond of old things, but unlike Miss Smith, the old things I enjoy does not include fossils of billionaire oil tycoons or expired bottles of TrimSpa found underneath a purple velvet sofa cushion that Bobby Trendy picked out while I thought I was Prince (Is it too [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 4/25/2009
25 April 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. When I think of animals and energy, I think of fast animals, like leopards, eagles and stallions. I don’t think of emus. But thanks to Wikipedia, I was surprised to find out [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Wrigley Releases Two More 5 Gum Flavors and Continues The Trend of Giving Them Names You Would Probably Find On A Rave Flyer
7 April 2009
Wrigley’s 5 Gum line, which is marketed towards teens and strokes all five of their senses hard, recently got two new additions. The new flavors, Solstice and Zing, joins Lush, Elixir, Rain, Flare and Cobalt in the Wrigley’s 5 line and in the list of names you should not name your children. The new flavors [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Nonstop Mint Stride Gum
26 March 2009
Minty gum flavors are like shades of gray — there are slight variations, either minty coolness with the gum or values in the hexadecimal format (or sadness in an emo’s soul) with the gray, but to most people it’s basically the same shit. The Nonstop Mint Stride Gum is just another shade of gray, [...]
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14 October 2009
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