THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/9/2009

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. I’ve tried this pricey toothpaste before and me likey because it’s refreshing and it combines my name with my twin sister’s name. Wonder Twin powers, activate! (via +/-) Tuna + Mayo [...]

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Twin Lotus Herbal Toothpaste

The Twin Lotus Original Herbal Toothpaste combines three things I’m scared of when it comes to products to review — it’s from a Southeastern Asian country (Thailand), it’s herbal, and it looks like something that might come out of an asshole. Not surprisingly, the most disturbing out of the three for me is the [...]

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Colgate Max Fresh Kiss Me Mint

I need a Monica Lewinsky. I’m not talking about the alcoholic beverage called Monica Lewinsky, which includes blue curacao liquor (representing her infamous blue dress), coconut rum (representing the infamous stain on her blue dress), vodka, stirred with a cigar, and garnished with a mini black thong. Nor am I talking about the ham-filled Monica [...]

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Colgate Max Fresh With Mini Breath Strips Toothpaste

I figured this Christmas season would be a great time to test the new Colgate Max Fresh With Mini Breath Strips toothpaste because I could probably get some lip action with the help of some mistletoe. Although I have to admit, I’ve never kissed anyone under the mistletoe before. Actually, I’ve never seen [...]

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Crest Whitening Expressions Variety Pack

Wh-wh-what? Review? Oh, yeah. Sorry folks, I was just drooling over the new iPod Photo and crying because my third-generation iPod is slowly becoming less and less cool. If I had the money I would get an iPod Photo in a heartbeat, but this gig as the editor of a quasi-review blog doesn’t pay much. Okay, [...]

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Crest Whitening Expressions Fresh Citrus Breeze Toothpaste

Here at The Impulsive Buy Laboratories we do experiments, because the law says that if you have a laboratory, you must do experiments. Some of our experiments have included eating Pop Rocks while drinking a cola; pouring chocolate syrup into our mouths followed by milk and shaking our heads violently to see if they [...]

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