FAST FOOD NEWS: Burger King Grilled Dogs and Corn Dogs

Burger King Grilled Dogs and Corn Dogs

Burger King is now offering Grilled Dogs and Corn Dogs at select locations. Impulsive Buy contributor Adam sent in photos of the promotional posters in the window at his local Burger King in Maryland. There’s currently no information about them on the Burger King website, but a quick search on Twitter shows they’ve been available at locations in Michigan and Maryland.

The Grilled Dogs are available in two varieties. One comes with what appears to be chili and cheese, while the other comes with mustard, ketchup, onions, and relish. Impulsive Buy reader Bryan, who sent in the photo below, purchase the one with mustard, ketchup, onion, and relish for $1.99. The Corn Dogs are selling at $1.49.

Burger King Grilled Dog

If you’ve tried any of them, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: New Target Market Pantry Ice Cream

Market Pantry Ice Cream (Caramel Crunch and Cookie Spread)

Market Pantry Ice Cream (Caramel Crunch and Cookie Spread)

Market Pantry Ice Cream (Vanilla & Chocolate and Chocolate Cupcake)

Market Pantry Ice Cream (Vanilla & Chocolate and Chocolate Cupcake)

Market Pantry Orange Dreamsicle Ice Cream

Market Pantry Orange Dreamsicle Ice Cream

Market Pantry Java Chunk Ice Cream

Market Pantry Java Chunk Ice Cream

The Market Pantry Vanilla & Chocolate Ice Cream is obviously the one that used the least amount of creativity. (Spotted by Erin at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new or limited edition product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email (theimpulsivebuy@gmail.com) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

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SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Pocket Sandwiches

Auntie Anne's Cheese & Pepperoni Pretzel Pocket Sandwich

Auntie Anne’s Cheese & Pepperoni Pretzel Pocket Sandwich

Auntie Anne's Ham & Cheese and 5 Cheese Pretzel Pocket Sandwiches

Auntie Anne’s Ham & Cheese and 5 Cheese Pretzel Pocket Sandwiches

Ding! Aunt Pockets! (Spotted by Marvo at Target.)

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REVIEW: Pepperidge Farm Twisted Grilled Cheese Goldfish Puffs

Pepperidge Farm Twisted Grilled Cheese Goldfish Puffs

I won a goldfish from the fair when I was ten. I was so excited holding him in his bag on the drive home. Oh the fun we were gonna have… Then, I realized all he did was swim in circles. About a month later I had to flush him down the toilet. That was basically the same experience as buying and eating Twisted Grilled Cheese Goldfish Puffs.

The instant you tear open the bag, you’re met with no smell. Seriously, there is barely a hint of a scent from these things. I’ve never had a cheese based snack that didn’t have a distinct aroma. These smell like cardboard.

The lack of smell didn’t bother me at first because artificially flavored cheese isn’t exactly my favorite cologne, but then I tasted them and, yeah, we’re just dealing with a bland product here.

The flavor itself reminded me of Wise Cheez Doodles, only with much less flavor. These are the cheese puff equivalent of Fruit Stripe gum. The instant you get hit with the cheese flavor, you lose it. The only other sensation I got was a “corny” aftertaste. Not “corny” like my writing, but “corny” like “I just ate corn.”   

I’ll tell you one flavor I never thought of once while eating these – grilled cheese.   There’s really nothing “grilled cheese” about them. I kinda figured you’d get a nice buttery element with the cheese, but nope. Nada. 

They could have tagged this with any description they wanted and it would have been on par with “Twisted Grilled Cheese.” That name is strictly a marketing ploy. I was really hoping they would have been more in line with the Flavor Blasted Cheddar Goldfish crackers, but alas, they were just weak cheese doodles.

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You’re probably wondering where the “twist” comes in. So am I. Each puff has little green sprinkles on them, which I assume are pepper flakes, because there is a small heat element. Very small. This of course is backed up by the fact that neither “pepper” nor anything really relating to “pepper” is listed in the ingredients. So…either way, the heat lingers on your tongue longer than the actual cheese flavor.

It’s not all bad though. The texture is the saving grace – on a scale from “fresh puffed Cheeto” to “stale Cap’n Crunch cereal piece,” it definitely lands closer to the former.  There is a nice light crisp to each bite, but in time, I could feel them shredding the roof of my mouth.

And ya know why? Because I’m still eating them as I type. Here I am, talking about how boring these Goldfish are, yet they’re going down like water…which is ironic because I think Pepperidge Farm’s main reason for shaping their crackers like fish was due to the fact they pair so well with water. I’ve never eaten any variety of Goldfish without chugging a bottle of H2O due to excessive salt dehydration. These are certainly no different. Salt city.

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Twisted Grilled Cheese Goldfish Puffs are probably the worst Goldfish product I’ve ever had. Not to go all superficial on you guys, but they aren’t even as cute as regular goldfish. They’re fatter and more squished in appearance. There’s a certain sadness hidden behind each of those smiles. Although to be fair to Twisted Grilled Cheese, the original Cheddar sets an unrealistic standard for Goldfish alike. Real Goldfish have curves.

So, in conclusion, are these better than most puffed cheese snacks? No. Are they better than regular cheddar Goldfish crackers? Not even close.

There are so many cheesy alternatives in the supermarket, there’s almost no reason to buy these unless you are a Goldfish completist. Still, I can’t give them a super low score because of their inherent eatability – which I’m being told is not a word. Tomato, tuh-ma-toe.

(Nutrition Facts – 1.1 oz – 140 calories, 50 calories from fat, 6 grams of fat, .5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 260 milligrams of sodium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)

Item: Pepperidge Farm Twisted Grilled Cheese Goldfish Puffs
Purchased Price: $2.49
Size: 6 oz. bag
Purchased at: Stop & Shop
Rating: 5 out of 10
Pros: Light and crisp. Addicting. Snack smiles back. Catchy advertising jingles of yore.
Cons: Bland. Salty. Mouth roof rippers. False grilled cheese advertising. Weakest twist since M. Night’s most recent flick.