REVIEW: Wendy’s Double Bacon Deluxe

The Wendy’s Double Bacon Deluxe is kind of humdrum. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s frickin’ tasty and if I felt like I could survive another onslaught of 1,880 milligrams of sodium, I would consume another, but it doesn’t stand out or get me excited. Just like my inability to differentiate between all [...]

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McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

The best way to describe the McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich is call it the result of a wild sex romp between a McChicken Sandwich and a Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Salad. Imagine the oily and wet action with lettuce flying everywhere and sesame seed buns being slapped. Oh yeah! Oh wait! What [...]

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