REVIEW: Wendy’s Double Bacon Deluxe

The Wendy’s Double Bacon Deluxe is kind of humdrum. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s frickin’ tasty and if I felt like I could survive another onslaught of 1,880 milligrams of sodium, I would consume another, but it doesn’t stand out or get me excited. Just like my inability to differentiate between all [...]

Continue reading...

REVIEW: Jack in the Box $2.99 Jumbo Deal

Dear Jack in the Box $2.99 Jumbo Deal, By the time you read this, I’ll be eating a salad with a low-fat balsamic vinaigrette. I apologize for doing this, but it’s something I had to do for the both of us. I know this might come as a bit of a surprise to you, [...]

Continue reading...

REVIEW: Angry Whopper

With the name Angry Whopper, you would expect this burger to be one spicy mofo that burns worse than the penis of a 1980’s rocker who’s conquered way too many groupies. However, despite containing jalapeno slices, pepper jack cheese, spicy onion rings, and a spicy Angry Sauce, the Angry Whopper produced just a whimper. The [...]

Continue reading...