Posts Tagged with "Cereal"

REVIEW: Chocolate Cheerios

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Are you a young homie trying to impress a young hottie? Pushing her to the ground or teasing her are first grade tactics and ain’t going to work. I’ve got a third grade solution for you — necklaces. You know they work because you’ve seen your daddy give your mommy necklaces all the time. [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/27/2010

Saturday, February 27, 2010

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I guess covering Peeps completely in chocolate is the only way I can bite off their heads without feeling guilty since there’s no chance I’ll look into their eyes — which allows me to look into their souls. (via Candyblog) A product with [...]

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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Special K Low-Fat Granola

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

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It looks like the Kellogg’s Special K lineup of low-calorie, low-fat products needs to go on its own Special K diet, because it’s getting quite large. How big? Let me put it this way. I believe it could get kicked off of a Southwest Airlines flight for being too obese. [...]

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THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/6/2010

Saturday, February 6, 2010

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Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. There’s a cereal that tastes like cupcakes, which I believe justifies all those times I ate actual cupcakes for breakfast. (via We Rate Stuff) Japan has a Corn Kit Kat. I wonder if, just like eating actual corn, it comes out [...]

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REVIEW: Honey Bunches of Oats with Pecan Bunches

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

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Despite the fact that the corn flakes in any Honey Bunches of Oats cereal gets soggy faster than the armpits of the shirt I wear when I go running, I enjoy most of the varieties of Honey Bunches of Oats. I guess the crunch from the oats make up for the limp flakes or [...]

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REVIEW: Wheaties Fuel

Monday, January 25, 2010

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Wheaties Fuel looks like bird feed. Fortunately, it doesn’t taste like bird feed and it doesn’t make me molt or want to poop on a parked car’s windshield, despite containing 20 percent of my daily recommended intake of fiber per serving. Like all Wheaties cereal boxes, you’ll find an athlete, who probably doesn’t eat the [...]

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NEWS: New Chocolate Cheerios Are Going To Be Part of My Complete Breakfast of Chocolate Milk and Nutella Toast

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

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Read our review of Chocolate Cheerios here. I’ve always wondered when General Mills would come out with a Chocolate Cheerios. It just seemed inevitable since other non-kiddie cereals have gone over to the dark (chocolate) side, like Special K, Frosted Mini Wheats, Chex and Honey Bunches of Oats. Come on Chocolate Covered Raisin Bran! Chocolate Cheerios [...]

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REVIEW: Sprinkles Cookie Crisp Cereal

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Cookie Crisp has always had the potential to be THE GREATEST CEREAL THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. All General Mills, the maker of Cookie Crisp, has to do to make this happen is to turn to the dark side, but they haven’t done it, yet, with their new Sprinkles Cookie Crisp Cereal. When [...]

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NEWS: Extra! Extra! Raisin Bran Eats Itself and Poops Out a New Variation

Friday, January 9, 2009

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In my parents’ attempts to slim me down so that they wouldn’t need to order husky children’s clothing from the Sears & Roebuck catalog, they fed me Raisin Bran. While other kids my age were chomping down on sugary cereals with names they would use in the future to order drugs, like Trix and [...]

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Kashi Cocoa Beach Granola Cereal

Sunday, May 4, 2008

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Right now, I am staring at my ass in the mirror because I am waiting for a rainbow to shine out of it. All this time I’ve been afraid of the intense healthiness found in each super-powered Kashi product, which is so natural and healthy that I heard rumors it is a hippie aphrodisiac and [...]

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