Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we follow.

Fruitcakes are the cassette tape of the dessert world, because I can’t believe companies still make them. (via The Surfing Pizza)

The UK has a minty chocolate candy bar that’s meant to be eaten after dinner called After Eight. Is there also a senior citizen version called After Five Thirty? (via Foodstuff Finds)

There’s a Donkey Kong Energy Drink. I wonder if it’s possible to recycle the can by throwing it down a structure to try and thwart a pudgy Italian American plumber in red overalls from rescuing his girlfriend. (via Caffeine King)

You know what homemade Mountain Dew scented shampoo is good for? Attracting skateboarders, Call of Duty players and trademark lawyers. (via Possessed by Caffeine)

When I read its name, I thought Dear Girl Thunder was a Japanese candy bar that causes flatulence. I was wrong. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

To write this sentence about Would I Buy It Again’s review of the Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Chicken Enchilada Burrito, I just used words from other sentences I’ve written to create a new sentence. (via Would I Buy It Again)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

There’s an energy drink that comes in a bottle that looks like a fire extinguisher. Does it also come in a bigger size that looks like a fire hydrant? (via Caffeine-A-Holic)

Dr Pepper with real sugar isn’t really impressive. But Dr Pepper curing an illness would be. (via Gigi Reviews)

Japan now has Orange M&M’s. It makes sense since Japan is also known for having people with orange hair. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

Necco knows how to tug at the tummies of little girls with their Twilight Sweethearts candies, which have saying like “Bite Me”, “Live 4 Ever” and “Team EC” printed on them. I thought Sweethearts candies were gross by themselves, but it turns out, with the right sayings on them, they get even more disgusting. (via Candyblog)

Krispy Kreme has a Limited Edition Cheerwine Kreme Filled Doughnut. I have no clue what Cheerwine is and I’m too lazy to look it up on Wikipedia, so I’m going to assume, if I drink it, it will turn my face red and make a drunk Lindsay Lohan appear to be better looking than she really is. (via Hamburger Calculus)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Zotter adds olives and lemons to their chocolate. Sounds like someone at Zotter was sipping on too many martinis while making chocolate. (via Jim’s Chocolate Mission)

An energy drink with a cooling sensation? I guess I can now experience what it’s like to apply Ben Gay inside my body. (via Caffeine Critic)

Pop-Tarts introduces another new flavor…and another new way to fall into a sugar coma. (via Grub Grade)

I wonder if Mary Jane’s Relaxing Soda will give me the munchies and make me think Adam Sandler’s movie Grown Ups is funny. (via The Soda Jerks and Pajiba)

Japanese cartoon character Crayon Shin-chan has a line of snacks. I hope they’re not Mr. Elephant-shaped. (via Dave’s Cupboard)

A 35-cent can of Pringles: Great deal? Or greatest way to use the loose change found in between your couch cushions? (via Cheap Eats)

I wonder if Japanese people know what a Hot Karl is. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

There’s a gummy candy that looks like plastic green army men. They may look like plastic green army men, but will it hurt and cause me to curse like a sailor if I accidentally stepped on them? (via Candyblog)

I hope the Zombie Blood Energy Potion isn’t the beginning of an influx of zombie-related energy drinks. You don’t think that can happen. Six words: Zombie movies and zombie video games. (via Caffeine Critic and ED Junkie)

Former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Steve Young has an energy drink and it sucks. Too bad there isn’t a Joe Montana energy drink to make us forget about it. (via Screaming Energy)

Cherry Vanilla Pepsi is a new Pepsi flavor that combines two old Pepsi flavors. It’s like a Franken-Pepsi. (via BevReview and Soda Giant)

Three words: Freeze-dried meals. (via Review Spew)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because I’mma gonna to hit you with five cheese snack reviews. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

The Bob Evans Smoked Sausage with Cheese Wrappers are a travesty. Why? Because they’re not wrapped with bacon. (via Freezer Burns)

Awesome! I can now enjoy s’mores without having to build a fire, get melted chocolate all over my fingers and without having to sing Kumbaya. (via Candyblog)

Burger King’s Whiplash Whopper is supposed to promote the movie Iron Man 2. Really? The briefcase that turns into an Iron Man suit in the movie trailer wasn’t enough? (via Everyview)

Elvis has an energy drink. I guess there’s now something worse than releasing posthumous albums to make quick money from dead musical legends. (via ED Junkie)

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Wanna see a picture that will haunt your dreams or remind you of the monster in the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer TV special? (via Candyblog)

Is it just me or does the ExtendBar Peanut Delight Bar sound like something to be eaten for male enhancement? (via I Ate A Pie)

AMP Energy now has an energy orange juice. But when I’m 65 years old, will they have energy prune juice? (via ED Junkie)

If I bought two bottles of Curiosity Cola would they make me bi-curious? What if I added a goat? (via Soda Giant)

Corn nuts covered in chocolate sounds like a winner. But then again, I’m not very good at selecting winners, since I picked the Colts to win the Super Bowl and I have the Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience as my pick to win the Oscar for Best Picture. (via Candygurus)