Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. There’s a cereal that tastes like cupcakes, which I believe justifies all those times I ate actual cupcakes for breakfast. (via We Rate Stuff) Japan has a Corn Kit Kat. I wonder if, just like eating actual corn, it comes out [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, January 5, 2010
I’m waiting for Starbucks to snap their fingers and say, “Oh, no you didn’t,” in response to the McDonald’s Frappé, which is McDonald’s take on Starbucks’ Frappuccino. After that point, I hope they get into a shouting match that involves verbal jabs that use their menu items as replacement terms for the violent acts [...]
Continue reading...Monday, December 21, 2009
YouTube Link Subscribe to The Impulsive Buy on iTunes. (Link will open iTunes) Subscribe to the non-iTunes feed. Show Notes: This week, I let you know about two new fast food items and something that irons your clothes without an iron. The Week in Reviews look back at reviews from Junk Food Betty and Candy Blog. And [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Thank goodness for carnivals and circuses. They give us the opportunity to consume foods we normal wouldn’t eat anywhere else, like cotton candy; something deep fried that shouldn’t have been, like a Snickers, Oreo or Twinkie; and you can eat funnel cake, which has a shape and look that makes it appear to be [...]
Continue reading...Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The Wendy’s Double Bacon Deluxe is kind of humdrum. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s frickin’ tasty and if I felt like I could survive another onslaught of 1,880 milligrams of sodium, I would consume another, but it doesn’t stand out or get me excited. Just like my inability to differentiate between all [...]
Continue reading...Monday, October 19, 2009
As you can see, the most intriguing ingredient of the Taco Bell Black Jack Taco is its black shell, which looks like its been either out in the sun for too long, touched by the Grim Reaper or farted on by someone who just ate food from Taco Bell. The black taco shell is the ONLY [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Oooh, looks like someone in Jamba Juice’s marketing department is a wordsmith. Only a skilled user of words could come up with the name of Jamba Juice’s MediterraneYUM California Flatbread. I wonder if he or she is an admirer of alliteration, like I am, or gets sexually aroused when reading a Dr. Seuss [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Dear Burger King, Please bring back your Big Mac wannabe, the Big King burger, which you introduced in the United States in 1997, but discontinued several years later. I’d like to see it make a comeback here in the United States because Big Mac clones are popping up left and right, like zits on the [...]
Continue reading...Friday, September 25, 2009
I sometimes wonder if Panda Express would exist if it didn’t have its Orange Chicken. Despite it being one of the unhealthiest items to come out of their gigantic woks, there’s something about the lightly battered chicken that radiates a hot coal-like orange glow that makes people yearn for it, like a baby yearns [...]
Continue reading...Monday, September 21, 2009
“Help…me…eat…me,” the CroisSONIC BLT said as it gasped for breath when I opened its foiled wrapper. I knew something was wrong when I heard it cough like an 80-year-old diner waitress whose voice had been scarred by years of hollering out quirky names for the way an egg is cooked and inhaling second hand smoke. [...]
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