Yes, this was posted on a Friday. It’s just part of my master plan to make sure there’s nothing to read on the weekend, forcing you to go outside and enjoy your weekend. Come on, it’s summertime. Get a real tan. Get some color. Anyhoo, here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

McDonald’s is testing chicken flatbreads in selected areas. The next thing I want McDonald’s to test is what the hell Grimace is made out of. (via Grub Grade)

Do you miss Crispy M&M’s? I do. But, sadly, the only ways I can get them is to either fly to Germany or build a time machine to take me back to 1999 so that I pick some up and relive Y2K all over again. (via Exquisite Candy)

Are you being dragged going to the see the movie Eat Pray Love this weekend? Might I recommend not sneaking in caffeinated popcorn, because it will make it difficult for you to fall asleep while attempting to follow the storyline. (via Caffeine-A-Holic)

Sure, Halloween is two months away. But if you want to get started on the Halloween sweets eating festivities or want cavities a month or two earlier, you’ll be happy to know that Halloween Peeps are already showing up in stores. (via Rodzilla Reviews)

The new Twix Fino is a light candy bar being marketed towards professional women in the United Kingdom. It sounds like Twix is telling professional women in the UK that they’re fat. (via Jim’s Chocolate Mission)

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Hungry-Man XXL meals are meant for two people. So fellas, if you want to give your lady friend the least romantic dinner she’s ever had, pick up the Hungry-Man XXL Meatloaf meal. It’s like a chastity belt made up of frozen meat. (via Freezer Burns)

I trust Arby’s with roast beef and their Horsey Sauce, but I wouldn’t trust them with anything else, especially egg rolls. (via Fast Food Critic)

I think I would like the Orville Redenbacher Natural Wild Berry Mini Popcorn Cakes because I like my popcorn the same way I like my women: natural, wild, mini, and with long last names. (via Iateapie.net)

I predict that the Skittles Crazy Cores will not appeal to younger demographics because there’s an S at the end of the word “Cores” and not a Z. Kidz luv crazy spellingz. EPIC FAIL. (via Candy Addict)

The Lean Cuisine Steak Tips Dijon is the 77th Lean Cuisine meal Heat Eat Review has reviewed. I think they deserve a medal or a lei made out of frozen Lean Cuisine meals. (via Heat Eat Review)