SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Donâ€™t ANY of you tell me anything about The Incredibles movie. I didnâ€™t see it yet. I havenâ€™t read any of the reviews. I donâ€™t know how well itâ€™s done at the box office. All Iâ€™ve seen is the movie trailer.
So donâ€™t say anything.
Lalalalala. Iâ€™m not listening to you. Lalalalala. Iâ€™m not listening to you.
Also, DONâ€™T tell me anything about the Star Wars Episode III trailer that played before the movie. Donâ€™t you dare!
If ANY of you spoil this for me, I swear Iâ€™llâ€¦Umâ€¦Keep. Doing. More. Reviews.
Anyway, Iâ€™ve wanted to see The Incredibles for a long time, but it wasnâ€™t until I tried The Incredibles cereal that I REALLY wanted to see the movie.
I have this theory that if they make a movie promotional cereal and it sucks, that means the movie will kick ass. So far, basing a movie on how crappy the cereal is has been very accurate.
For example, I reviewed Spider-Man cereal, which came out with the release of Spider-Man 2 in theaters. The cereal wasnâ€™t very good and there wasnâ€™t anything special about it, but the movie was frickenâ€™ awesome. Although I wish in Spider-Man 2 there was another scene with Kirsten Dunst in the cold rain.
Shrek 2 was another movie with a crappy cereal, but was a blast to watch in theaters.
So how was The Incredibles cereal? Hmmmâ€¦ How can I put it nicely?
Letâ€™s just say that the best part of the cereal was the word find puzzle on the back of the box, which took me a little too long to finish.
The cereal is supposed to have a strawberry flavor, which they call Incrediberry Blast. However, my taste buds seemed to think that it actually tasted kind of flowery. Now youâ€™re probably asking yourself, â€œHow do I know what flowers taste like?â€
Letâ€™s just say I like garnishes a little too much.
Item: The Incredibles Cereal
Purchase Price: $3.50 (on sale)
Rating: 2 out of 5
Pros: Limited edition, thank goodness. Puzzle on back of box.
Cons: Flowery taste. Needs a toy in the box. The movie will be waaaay better.