Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!!

Sorry, no review today, but I’m bringing back an oldie, but goodie. It’s product election time! (Damn, I need a catchier name than that!)

For those of you who are new to The Impulsive Buy, every so often we hold a product election, which allows you, the readers, the decide what product The Impulsive Buy will review. The product election also allows me to get rid of a lot of empty boxes and bottles of stuff I’ve been meaning to review, but have been too lazy to.

Usually these product elections consists of two or three products. However, this one will be the biggest product election ever in the long, nine-month history of The Impulsive Buy.

In this election, you will be able to choose from FIVE candidates:

1. White Castle Microwaveable Cheeseburgers

2. Red Baron Carb Works French Bread Pizza

3. Cheer Dark Laundry Detergent

4. Glaceau Revive Vitamin Water

5. Cinnamon Roll Pop-Tarts

Like every election – well, almost every election – the candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. The winner will be reviewed and the other candidates will be thrown in the trash or recycled.

If there is a tie, I am screwed.

To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice. Or you can email me with your choice in the subject line. Only one choice and vote per person.

I’ll be accepting votes until Sunday, May 1st. Sometime shortly after that, I’ll post the review of the winning product.

Now go vote like it’s Iraq in 2005.

109 thoughts to “Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!!”

  1. I’ll save you some time. The Cinnamon Roll Pop Tarts be good! There.

    I vote for the Cheer Dark Laundry Detergent, since most of my clothing is dark.

    Thank you.

  2. I vote for White Castle Cheeseburgers, as they seem the most likely item to reach gut-twisting, possibly Geneva-convention-violating depths of awfulness. Let me see if I understand: the market for this product is people who want to enjoy the White Castle experience — at home? Including the postgame football team’s laundry-hamper smell? Maybe they’re good to have around, in case you get too stoned to hit the drive-thru.

  3. WHITE CASTLE!!! Oh how I miss them so. Since leaving New York for Floriduh I have missed their steamy goodness. All we have here is Krystal, which is close but no cigar – although the aftereffects are the same!

  4. Pop Tarts. I am always wasting my money on unappealing new flavors of Pop Tarts, so I need you to waste your money on them instead. 🙂

  5. *secretly slips marvo a $10* you’ll make sure the white castle cheeseburgers win right? … good

  6. I’m voting for the White Castle burgers. White Castle is pretty bad but I’d like to see your take on it.

  7. You should do the White Castle burgers, And I will give you the special instructions for nuking them, for maximum tastiness.

  8. How can you not review the biggest penis in the fast food world? Albeit a frozen, slightly shriveled penis possibly suffering from shrinkage, it is still the biggest penis around. White Castle!

  9. Go for the nasty WATER. I bought it once. By mistake. Once you review it, you may haveto go upgrade the previous flavored/vitamined waters if you grade on a curve. Because i just refuse to believe that any drink could possibly be nastier than this one.

  10. I vote for Cheer Dark.

    I’ve been using Cheer Dark to wash my jeans and navy-colored shirts. It’s a great product. My jeans haven’t faded at all in several months. Wash your jeans in cold water with Cheer Dark and dry on a very low setting or air dry, and your jeans will last for much, much longer.

  11. It must be the Pop Tarts. The White Castle cheeseburgers taste like White Castle cheeseburgers, trust me. There must be no more low carb suffering on this site. Vitamin Water is creepy. And I bet that Cheer tastes like ass. Go for the Pop Tarts.

  12. White Castle! Oh how I love those little bits of hamburger goodness. The frozen ones are decent, but do not compare to a fresh White Castle, hot off the steam grill and it’s bed of onions. I don’t remember seeing a White Castle when I was in Hawaii…I think it’s more of a Midwest delicacy so you MUST try them!

  13. The Pop Tarts. Never had anything from White Castle, they scare me. There’s only so much of a sacrifice I’m willing to ask from my pseudo-review bloggers.

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